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Stiff Socks

ByTrevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
480 episodes

Podcast Summary

Dive into the hilariously unpredictable world of "Stiff Socks," where stand-up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein explore life’s quirks with their signature irreverent charm. Each episode is a wild ride filled with candid conversations about everything from the bizarre experience of visiting a museum on Adderall to the shocking question of whether going a week without climaxing could lead to dire consequences. With a knack for blending humor and insight, the duo frequently hosts well-known guests, including the likes of Bobby Lee and Hannah Berner, who share their own hilarious anecdotes and perspectives on the absurdities of modern life. By tackling unconventional topics and embracing the weirdness inherent in everyday experiences, "Stiff Socks" creates a refreshing space for laughter and connection. Tune in for a dose of relatable humor that promises to entertain while making you think twice about the quirks of your own life.

#1

333: Diddy Juice

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2025-06-04•1hr 23mins
#2

332: Grateful Head

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 Bensalem, PA: Jun 27 Washington, DC: Jun 28 0:00 Timothee Chalamet, Knicks fans, 5:48 Tripping at the Las Vegas Sphere Grateful Dead concert 20:49 Backstreet Boys, Groupies 25:47 Jack’s Bachelor Party 31:27 Ten inmates break out of prison 43:20 Weird Uber drivers, The Holiday Inn 48:10 Sock Talk - Road rage defecation 56:35 Secret Sock Talk - Who would be in your “zoo for humans”? Thanks to Cornbread Hemp, Lucy, ShipStation Cornbread Hemp - Save 30% on your first order when you head to and use code SOCKS at checkout Lucy - Go to and use promo code (stiff) to get 20% off your first order ShipStation - Go to and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial

2025-05-28•1hr 3mins
#3

331: Baja Blackout ft. Dillon Francis

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2025-05-21•1hr 30mins
#4

330: Tiz-tastic ft. Grace O'Malley

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! More Grace O’Malley Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley: IG: TikTok: 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 Chicago, IL: Jun 13 Richmond, VA: Jun 26 0:00 Truth deals, Kentucky Derby 7:58 Drunk guy asks Trevor Wallace about Bonnie Blue 16:25 Fight on the flight, Skibidi Chicken Jockey 25:08 Screen time, Lock your doors, Owning a gun 34:04 Award shows we’d like to be a part of 37:22 Horse racing 42:45 Bombing on stage 50:21 Family vacations 57:15 Grace O’Malley’s family, People who don’t like comedy 59:54 Fan voicemail - Scared of aliens taking my member 1:04:13 Bad haircuts, Irrational childhood fears 1:09:28 Sock Talk - I used to use my mom’s special toy 1:11:59 Secret Sock Talk - Did the deed on the sky lift at Disney World 1:13:08 Hottest Disney characters Thanks to Lucy, BlueChew, Cash App, Factor, PrizePicks Lucy - Go to and use promo code stiff to get 20% off your first order BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at -- just pay $5 shipping Cash App - Download Cash App today at sign up, enter our code SOCKS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend, and you’ll get $10 just for gettingstarted# CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account Factor - Get started at and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!

2025-05-14•1hr 19mins
#5

329: Bill Belichick’s Main Chick

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking 6:00 Bill Belichick 30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits 43:04 Bryan Johnson 49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft 1:10:40 Ancient behaviors 1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged 1:15:15 Sock Talk - I have a balloon fetish Thanks to Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers, Feel Free, Mack Weldon, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh Happy Thursday Spiked Refreshers - To find out more and find a Happy Thursday near you visit Feel Free - If you’re looking to trade out your energy drinks or cut back on your coffee intake check go to Mack Weldon - Go to and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit to get 10% off your first month Hello Fresh - Go to now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life

2025-05-07•1hr 23mins
#6

328: Hoechella

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 Milwaukee, WI: May 30 Rockford, IL: May 31 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 Anaheim, CA: May 30 Milwaukee, WI: Jun 12 0:00 Trevor in North Carolina, Old seggs, Post regret 15:19 Room service 17:37 Coachella 40:03 Celebrity money counter, Reunited in the bedroom 49:29 Cheating with famous people 59:55 Stagecoach 1:01:40 Sock Talk - I fake being asleep after one night stand 1:05:22 Traveling for pleasure 1:08:54 Secret Sock Talk - What would be your last meal? Thanks to Golden Nugget Online Casino, Cornbread Hemp, ShipStation, BlueChew, 1800 Flowers Golden Nugget Online Casino - Sign up now with code STIFFSOCKS, deposit just five bucks, and enjoy 500 CASINO SPINS on a featured game Cornbread Hemp - Save 30% on your first order when you go to and use code SOCKS at checkout ShipStation - Go to and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at -- just pay $5 shipping 1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to

2025-04-30•1hr 16mins
#7

327: ASTRO-NOT

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2025-04-23•1hr 29mins
#8

326: Houston We Have a Drinking Problem

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship 7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL 17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show 30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn 35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life 42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date 47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe 52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell 1:05:17 School patrols 1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want 1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye 1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing 1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage 1:24:34 The barista look Thanks to Factor, Mack Weldon, BlueChew, PrizePicks, Lucy Factor - Get started at and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box Mack Weldon - Go to and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at -- just pay $5 shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Lucy - Go to and use promo code SOCKS to get 20% off your first order

2025-04-16•1hr 19mins

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#9

325: Spring Bang ft. Bonnie Blue

Go to for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Bonnie Blue IG: 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Ad-free episodes and weekly bonus eps on our Patreon! 1:13 Divorce is rage quitting 6:12 After date farts 8:47 Sydney Sweeney single? 17:41 Michael’s road rage 28:57 Trevor’s Uber driver, ChatGPT and AI 38:23 Bonnie Blue joins us, British vs American words 41:29 Bonnie Blue in Cancun 44:44 Taking a V card, Finishing, Filming 50:46 Real vs Performative scenes 53:57 1000 guys in one day 57:37 Guy brings mom to a Bonnie Blue scene 1:02:21 Bash me out 1:05:12 Fan Question - Next big video? 1:12:32 Fan Question - What Bonnie Blue did before corn 1:13:33 - Fan Question - How to keep jaw from hurting 1:15:35 Sock Talk - How do I get gf’s back door 1:16:54 Secret Sock Talk - How do I sign up to be in the next video? Thanks to Feel Free, PXG, BetterHelp, ShipStation Feel Free - For a smarter, more natural way to stay focused and calm, check out Feel Free! PXG - Head over to to save 10% on your order. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit to get 10% off your first month. ShipStation - Go to and use code SOCKS to sign up for your FREE trial

2025-04-09•1hr 13mins
#10

324: Is Reality TV Seggs Real? ft. Harry Jowsey

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2025-04-02•1hr 27mins
#11

323: Wet D-Shirt Contest (Bonnie Blue)

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2025-03-26•1hr 25mins
#12

322: Gooning at 98mph (Bhad Bhabie Beef)

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2025-03-19•1hr 15mins
#13

321: Women Can Finish Too?? ft. Dr. Drew

Go to for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! More Dr. Drew YT: IG: X: Website: 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Huntington, NY: Mar 26 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news! 1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes 6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music 17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious 21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie 36:21 Too much crazy on the internet 39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing 42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety 48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast 53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating 59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors 1:05:34 Michael quitting corn 1:11:41 Asparagus 1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys 1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn Thanks to Mando, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Stash Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at Golden Nugget Online Casino - Secure your 100% lossback with a minimum five dollar net loss and start spinning today! Use promo code STIFFSOCKS and get started at Golden Nugget Online Casino! Stash - Go to to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures

2025-03-12•1hr 17mins
#14

320: Hooters Missile Crisis

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards 16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL 23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready 30:49 DoorDash 40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in 44:44 Michael calls his dad 56:22 How do we fix Hooters? 1:04:30 Lying about height 1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session 1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink 1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadly Thanks to BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelp BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit to get 10% off your first month

2025-03-05•1hr 14mins
#15

319: Bonnie Blue Balls

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant? 15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu 24:31 Michael’s sleep aid 28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa 35:51 What is happening with these planes? 41:03 Dates used to mean something 47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade 51:35 Cocooning 55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe 59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out 1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn? 1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages 1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish 1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks Thanks to Stash, Mack Weldon, Lucy, Factor Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Mack Weldon - Go to and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS Lucy - Go to and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order Factor - Go to and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping

2025-02-26•1hr 17mins
#16

318: Trevor is CRASHING OUT

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son 16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean 25:54 College Football vs NFL 34:21 Trevor’s altercation 58:56 Old Drivers 1:01:31 Sweetgreen education, 1:05:41 Leaving the house 1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts 1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream 1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl 1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish Thanks to Shopify, Mando, BlueChew, BetterHelp Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit to get 10% off your first month

2025-02-19•1hr 29mins
#17

317: Lily Phillips BANNED??

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2025-02-12•1hr 19mins
#18

316: Michael Is Going to Regret This

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2025-02-05•1hr 32mins
#19

315: Peeping Prime Racks

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2025-01-29•1hr 23mins
#20

314: 1000 Guys in One Day

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2025-01-22•1hr 37mins
#21

313: Breast and Manifest

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2025-01-15•1hr 35mins
#22

312: Forgot What a Woman Felt Like

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2025-01-08•1hr 10mins
#23

311: Shot Directly Into the Sink

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2025-01-01•1hr 2mins

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#24

310: Who Busts First on the Tour Bus

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2024-12-25•1hr 1mins
#25

309: This Might Ruin the Tour

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2024-12-18•56mins
#26

308: Burlington Throat Factory

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Stiff Socks tour dates: Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls 13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets 17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter 22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus 28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop 35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast 47:03 Burlington, Vermont 52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets 1:01:19 Portland, Maine 1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire 1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet 1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s 1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here Thanks to Load Boost, Factor, PrizePicks Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to and use code 50socks to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!

2024-12-11•1hr 9mins
#27

307: Nips on the Lips

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2024-12-04•1hr 17mins
#28

306: Thanks Giving Head

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! More Sara Saffari YouTube: IG: TikTok: Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards 5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024 17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs 27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms 44:38 Tipping Up Front 50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt? 56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics 1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR 1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew? 1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself 1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses 1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins Thanks to Gametime, Load Boost, PrizePicks, Hims, Shopify Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off PrizePicks - Download the app or go to today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Hims - Start your free online visit today at Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at

2024-11-27•1hr 24mins
#29

305: Making Love Off the Mushrooms

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! More Sara Saffari YouTube: IG: TikTok: Stiff Socks tour dates: Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth 14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At, 22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map 33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains 50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver, 53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida 1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State 1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating? 1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different? 1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight 1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins 1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight Thanks to First Rounds on Me, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Arena Club First Rounds on Me - For the first 200 listeners, use code "Socks" and enjoy a free month of FROM’s highest level subscription, Terracotta. Hit the link download the app, enter the code, and get ready to impress without breaking a sweat. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit today to get 10% off your first month BlueChew - Go to and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Arena Club - Go to and use code socks for 10% off your first purchase

2024-11-20•1hr 33mins
#30

304: Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! More Sara Saffari YouTube: IG: TikTok: Stiff Socks tour dates: Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor 4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time 12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips 18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops 24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height 30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism 43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains 51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business 1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle 1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym? 1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend 1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years Thanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load Boost Prize Picks - Download the app today or go to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor - Head to and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Mando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off

2024-11-13•1hr 24mins
#31

303: Smells Like Clam Chowder

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Kayley Gunner Stiff Socks tour dates: Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Head to and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at

2024-11-06•1hr 24mins
#32

302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Kayley Gunner Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" Stiff Socks tour dates: Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes 5:32 Michael Costume Reveal 14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails 22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2 29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes 35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024 42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed 52:09 Tesla Robots & AI 59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube 1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot? 1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat 1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy 1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare 1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car 1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure Thanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, Gametime Kalshi - Sign up at and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase

2024-10-30•1hr 18mins
#33

301: Stiff Socks Presidential Debate of 2024 w/ Kayley Gunner

OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Kayley Gunner IG: Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just...

2024-10-23•1hr 14mins
#34

300: We Try Dua Lipa's Drink, And It's...

October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Riley Reid Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats 5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible 14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World 19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip 23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps 28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall 38:08 The Golden Bachelorette 47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster 57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog 1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest? 1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink 1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip, 1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship? 1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, ZocDoc, Lucy, Hims Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! ZocDoc - Go to to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Lucy - Go to and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + FREE Shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at SOCKS for your personalized hair loss treatment options

2024-10-16•1hr 32mins
#35

299: Baby Oil Confessions

October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Riley Reid Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit today to get 10% off your first month

2024-10-09•1hr 33mins
#36

298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Riley Reid IG: Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond 11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates 18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas 28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024 33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent 41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries 53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time 1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out? 1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x? 1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, Gametime Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase

2024-10-02•1hr 17mins
#37

297: Mountain Dew Code Head ft. Riley Reid

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Get tix to our livestream at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Riley Reid IG: Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Apple Peeling Video - Real or Fake? 4:39 Boy Bands, Women Make the World Go Round, Nancy Pelosi 11:59 Online Hustles to Get Rich, 22:39 Kamala Harris’ Husband, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, NFL is Rigged 29:52 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & Trevor’s Mormon Fascination 45:36 Other Worldly Smells, Stage Names, Michael Blaustein Maroni 53:49 Top Earners on OnlyF and Michael Starts an OnlyF 1:05:52 Michael’s Bizarre Uber Driver 1:13:24 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Sexiest Hobbies For Guys 1:20:15 Sock Talk - Rave Ladies or Country Concert Ladies? 1:24:47 Testing the Apple Peeling TikTok Video 1:31:09 Secret Sock - I Sent Revealing Pics to a Girl and Was Blackmailed Thanks to Prize Picks, Load Boost, BetterHelp Prize Picks - Download the PrizePicks app today or go to and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Load Boost - Visit load boost dot com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off BetterHelp - Stiff Socks is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit today to get 10% off your first month

2024-09-25•1hr 32mins
#38

296: Bowl of Butt ft. Riley Reid

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Get tix to our livestream at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Riley Reid IG: Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Stiff Socks Live Tour and Livestream Shows 2:05 Trevor’s Horrible Man Massage 17:15 Michael is Hungry For Butt 25:04 Michael and Trevor Get Fired Up About This Restaurant Scam 40:12 The Prices in LA Are Outrageous 45:08 Trevor’s Capri Sun Trick, Hard Seltzers, Michael’s Tight Pants 53:55 Michael’s Joe Rogan Moment, Raking Massages, Salmon Facials 1:06:50 Every Ex Girlfriend is Getting You Ready For Your Next Girlfriend 1:10:56 Riley Reid Answers Your Questions - Flirting With Women 1:19:40 Sock Talk - Charzarding 1:25:21 Secret Sock - Stinky Socks in Shoes Thanks to Mando, Harry's, Blue Chew Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [socks] at Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you got to and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout—just pay $5 shipping.

2024-09-18•1hr 22mins
#39

295: Riley Reid Leaves the Boys Speechless

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at Get tix to our livestream at Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Follow Riley Reid IG: Stiff Socks tour dates: Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: 0:00 Stiff Socks Tour Announcement! 2:46 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 3:50 Riley Reid’s Dress Stuns the Boys 11:57 Riley Reid’s Stiff Socks Shirt 14:36 Sliding Into Celebrities DMs, Group Sessions, Numbing Spray 20:57 DVD vs Streaming 24:51 Trevor’s Weird Club Experience 36:17 Production Studios, McDonalds, Eating With Your Hands 43:50 First Kisses, High School Hook Ups 1:01:00 Politicians, Fashion Trends, Justin Bieber’s Celebrity Power 1:08:46 Postpartum, Michael the Girl Dad, Bedroom Stunts 1:13:31 Sock Talk - Getting Her in the Mood 1:18:14 Riley Reid’s Poems 1:25:55 Secret Sock - Disappointments in the Bedroom 1:28:00 Tanning and Tan Lines Thanks to ZocDoc, PXG, BetterHelp, Load Boost, Factor ZocDoc - Go to to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today PXG - Book your fitting today at BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to to get 10% off your first month Load Boost - Visit and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Factor - Head to and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month

2024-09-11•1hr 23mins
#40

294: Pipe Down the Passenger Seat

Get tix to our livestream at New Merch Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Belfast, UK: Sept 21 Manchester, UK: Sept 22 Miami, FL: Sept 27-29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19 0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream! 2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones 7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms 25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School 30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance 35:54 Programmed by the System 46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents 56:06 Living in the Moment 1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists 1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor? 1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet Thanks to Blue Chew & Arena Club & Prize Picks & Shopify Blue Chew - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. Arena Club - Get 10% of your first Slab Pack or card purchase by going to Prize Picks - Go to or download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly when you play $5! Shopify - Get your $1 per month trial period at

2024-09-04•1hr 25mins
#41

293: High Value Men Cry?

New Merch Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Dublin, IE: Sept 19 London, UK: Sept 20 Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14 Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Barefoot Cowboys 3:53 Last Time We Cried 10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies 15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream 20:47 Michael’s Roleplay 26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady 36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup 41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion 47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning 57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer 1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch 1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time 1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try 1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun Thanks to Harry's & Shopify & Gametime. Harry’s - Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at Shopify - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.

2024-08-28•1hr 22mins
#42

292: Biden with the Baddies

**New Merch** Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies 7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories 22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies 31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking 45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums 1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock) This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code SOCKS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast

2024-08-21•1hr 19mins
#43

291: Got Necked in Noah's Ark

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 Glasgow, UK: Sept 18 Dublin, IE: September 19 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck 13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name 17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines 29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show 39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism 55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars? 1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum Thanks to our sponsor Factor: Head to and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! Thanks to our sponsor PrizePicks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100! “Pick More.Pick Less. It’s that Easy!”

2024-08-14•1hr 10mins
#44

290: Olympic Gold Headalist

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily. Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: NYC, NY: Aug 9 Gary, IN: Aug 23 Richmond, VA: Aug 24 Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7 tickets + more dates: 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17 Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31 Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22 Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13 tickets + more dates: 0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career 15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail 29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have? 55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk 1:13:04 Secret Sock Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Visit to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

2024-08-07•1hr 13mins
#45

289: Gabe's Last Pod (not clickbait)

The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives. It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn And speaking of Patreon, we're still cooking up an extra ad-free episode every Friday and trying some new ideas (gamers wya?) for $5/month at Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off with code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at

2024-07-31•1hr 14mins
#46

288: Trevor Biked Alaska

Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app & use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to Arena Club. 10% off with code socks at Thanks Factor. Use code socks50 for 50% off your first box + 20% off your next box at www.factormeals.com/socks50

2024-07-24•1hr 28mins
#47

287: Edging a Peach Ring (Top 5 Candy draft)

Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex. Get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at Thanks to Lumi Gummies for sponsoring. Https://www.lumigummies.com with code SOCKS50 for a free jar of gummies + a $50 off coupon. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better se*? Visit to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring. for 10% off your first month.

2024-07-17•1hr 13mins
#48

286: The Four-Million Dollar Finger

The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come. Get double the stiff socks madness for $5/month at Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off + free shipping with code SOCKS at www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Quince for sponsoring this episode. Free shipping + 365-day returns at www.quince.com/stiffsocks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. www.factormeals.com/socks50 for 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month

2024-07-10•1hr 14mins
#49

285: Rat Boy Summer

The boys riff on the ideal Fourth of July food, rodent boyfriends, dudes flexing at FedEx, and Beatlemania but for the World's Ugliest Dogs. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. $20 off your first purchase with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at

2024-07-03•1hr 14mins
#50

284: Hawk Tuah'd in Miami

The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library. Get an extra episode every Friday rain or shine for $5/month at Thanks to MOOD for sponsoring. Get 20% off & a free THCa pre-roll with code SOCKS at Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode.Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at

2024-06-26•1hr 14mins

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