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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

ByLuke and Pete
147 episodes

Podcast Summary

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

#1

I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss If we had each other voices1:52 Walking long distances 2:43 Good tv ads 4:25 Women with dirty feet 8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham)11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face”18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy 20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family 23:58 Back to spitting in the face28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public 30:29 Romeo Must die film32:34 Hairy legs on a woman 35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together 39:04 President macron and wife fight in public 41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment 44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum 52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop 1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma 1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-06-031hr 24mins
#2

My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete

On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss Altercation with Spotify security 7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship 22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them29:34 Pete would cheat for food35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV 48:16 Wasting a woman’s time50:45 Back to the dilemma 58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-05-271hr 19mins
#3

Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream they boys cant get their heads arounds. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss We need a new intro2:28 Pete’s got beef again7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete?15:43 Pete gives but he cant take18:21 Luke got stopped by the police 30:36 Back to bullying 36:36 Luke clashes with his son 41:32 Being a real man44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade 51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women 1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex 1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman 1:26:04 Women who tease men🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-05-201hr 34mins
#4

“We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss The podcast nearly ended because of this7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice 16:15 Being caught red handed 26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating” 30:14 Stealing cats and children 37:42 When you accidentally insult someone 46:49 Thinking in picture or words 57:17 “I was so embarrassed”58:54 Man kills police office after sons death 1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)1:13:35 Dilemma continued

2025-05-131hr 40mins
#5

What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss Luke thought he was losing his mind12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage 16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about 21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)34:03 Proud of my sons35:20 judging people 42:01 Podcast beef46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-05-061hr 21mins
#6

I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss Intro 1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland 18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions 26:02 just a bit of mild racism 27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon 32:46 Pervert form the 80s35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules 49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard 54:29 When guys flirt with Pete 59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online 1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat 1:19:01 Tetanus affects 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-04-291hr 27mins
#7

Should you delete you ex’s NUDES after a breakup? | EP137 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast

Have beauty standards gone too far? Pete watched a film and explains it to Luke about how women are judge. He also reveals some shocking information about his dad. And they answer the question, should you delete your ex’s nudes?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Gratification 2:37 Jay-z and Beyoncé trademarked daughters name19:36 Awkwardness of returning things you bought27:54 Have beauty standards gone too far?48:41 Pete reveals his dad secret 59:09 Dilemma: My boyfriend refuses to move out1:11:26 Dilemma: my ex won’t delete my nudes🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-04-221hr 27mins
#8

LUCAS & PAT DISCUSS 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN DATING 49 YEAR OLD MAN | EP136 LUKE & PETE TALKING SHEET

On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.0:00 Intro4:17 Paying for kidnapped relative 19:25 Less empathetic 23:53 The Black Road Hog25:34 Married man on dating site + Dating 34:34 Lucas & Pat 44:06 Dilemma: He cant finish, is it me?54:00 when was the last time you felt desperate?56:41 Some people cant work for themselves 1:00:50 50% of people you think are your friends, aren’t 1:06:17 Weird facts 1:10:09 Woman gets buried alive Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-04-151hr 24mins

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#9

PETE ACCIDENTALLY SIGNED UP TO A " MEN ONLY" GYM | EP135 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke gave a stranger a lift at 1am in the morning. Pete accidentally signed up to a gay gym and a dilemma from a woman who dated an attractive man but he had long dirty fingernails.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro 5:29 Luke gives a stranger a lift at 1AM in the morning 15:25 How Pete helps strangers 20:40 Weird story about Chinese hitmen27:56 Scenario: Women and men live separate lives? 33:30 Roy’s Gym (Men Only)40:40 Date any celeb based just on personality 52:25 Best accident thats ever happened to you?56:46 Dilemma: Date with man with dirty nails Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-04-081hr 10mins
#10

ADOLESCENCE AND TOXIC MASCULINITY | EP134 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET

On this weeks episode the boys talk the Netflix show adolescence, Incel culture and they and dissect what toxic masculinity actually is. With a dilemma that helps explain why women may bring it out in men.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 intro 3:31 The filming of Adolescence 11:44 Actress Erin Doherty 14:35 When he police raid the house 15:35 Attacking my each others parenting style 20:41 Incel meaning 26:17 Dealing with life 28:13 Stephen Graham is black 30:44 Question about incel culture 33:55 Social media is a problem 36:56 Toxic Masculinity 48:07 who’s your best friend?51:19 Conversion with my daughter about finding a husband 54:37 Toxic masculinity with same sex 57:38 Dilemma: I don’t feel protected 1:11:51 Drinking culture 1:18:26 My view of a man Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-04-011hr 29mins
#11

DOES IT MATTER HOW MANY EX PARTNERS SHE’S HAD? | EP133

On the weeks episode the boys discuss the British man sentenced to death in Bali for dealing drugs. Pete calls Lukes son live on the podcast and says “ You know your Daddy loves you right?” And in 2025 does “bodycount” (how many people you’ve slept with) actually matter?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Please help us!11:19 Man facing death for drug dealing 20:47 How would you choose die?26:37 Paint-balling with Jamaicans 31:37 The mans just lost his way33:17 Police woman who killed for love 38:28 Who believed in me?42:21 Pete calls Lukes son 45:10 Luke gets touchy about his daughter 50:18 Should couples keep secrets? + Public toilets 58:17 Is possible to love someone but crave sex with someone else?1:01:46 Is it ok withhold sex as punishment?1:05:02 Does bodycount matter?1:10:35 kid calls police on mum over ice cream Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-03-251hr 19mins
#12

My Wife ORGASMED with another Man! | EP132 Luke and Pete Talking sheet

This week the boys discuss how they are trying to ban choking videos. A woman who’s been a Sidechick for 10 years and a man who engaged in a foursome with his wife and friend but learnt something new about his wife.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys intro6:36 Choking videos to be banned 22:57 I’ve been Side Chick for 10 years 33:32 Getting the local bike pregnant 36:17 Another man made my wife squirt 42:33 My girlfriend wants to name our kid her ex’s name 47:53 Black names Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-03-1856mins
#13

My Girlfriend thinks I’m Gay | EP131 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk about a mother and daughter who both pregnant for the same man. They also welcome back the controversial duo “Lucas and Pat” what will they say next. And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is convinced he’s gay.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Join the Gang + Merch 5:29 Luke Vs Pete MMA Style 9:49 Astroid might hit the earth 13:32 Ground Hog Day17:25 Astroid chat pt221:38 Lads holiday (gun range)23:50 Gang Life (uncertainty)30:47 Mother and daughter pregnant by same man 38:46 Lucas and Pat are BACK!51:26 Threesome dilemma 1:14:26 My girlfriend thinks I’m gay dilemma 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-03-111hr 36mins
#14

Worst dilemma ever! | EP130 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Worts dilemma in the history of the show! Pete has a story about someone he knows who has D*ck cancer. And they dig into the story of the 13 year old boy who impersonated a doctor and got arrested. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro and young men are scared to approach women.9:59 Man tries to put the moves on Luke 18:21 The boys try and get each other trouble again 24:29 Cancer of the D*ck32:38 13 year arrested for impersonating a doctor41:05 Dilemma my friend “negs” women on dates 50:36 Worst dilemma ever 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-03-041hr 4mins
#15

Would you share a toothbrush with your wife? | EP129 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode they boys talk, Can love ever be equal between parters? How you can be lucky and not even realise it. And they have a dilemma from an older woman who’s dating a man 15 years younger, what could go wrong? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Pete is going to the dentist 5:54 Being lucky without knowing it 9:30 Petes lucky escape 16:42 Weird names for private parts27:53 Cockroach Milk31:51 Would you share your toothbrush? + Changing when horny 37:46 Can a man and woman who are attractive be friends?41:36 Love can never be equal 47:05 Father and sons date twins 57:39 Dilemma: Dating a younger man who’s 15 years younger Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-02-251hr 22mins
#16

Lucas and Pat “I’m not Racist but…” | EP128 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys help out Lucas and Pat with their Pod-Streaming but do Lucas and Pat go too far? They also discuss being a good wingman with the ugly friend and so much more. The world most jealous woman. The boys also play a game called “ Sorry What?” And they have a few dilemmas.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys intro 4:00 Male sweat helps women relax + Big lips 13:41 disfigurement has to be mentioned 23:21 Could you be a wingman for a friend with an ugly woman?52:14 Introducing Lucas and Pat having a chat 1:05:34 Game: Sorry what?1:18:06 Am I a bad boyfriend because I lust after other women?1:35:50 The worlds most jealous woman 1:45:32 Am I being overprotective?Full video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-02-181hr 55mins
#17

Why do men hide their emotions? | EP127 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk being put in the “friend-Zone.” Men crying in front of women and a woman who sent in a dilemma that has pissed Pete off because she is showing Luke one sided attention.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our websitewww.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Joint Bank Accounts + Going Dutch15:29 Friend Zone 34:07 Bush or no bush?38:50 The grandad who gambled and lost46:23 Is ok for a man to cry?58:47 Dilemma: Thinking of my exFull video episode: Podcast► Spotify: Apple Podcasts: the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: Luke Craig @:Instagram:

2025-02-111hr 26mins
#18

Does insecurity come with getting older?| 126 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + Feeling like a dirty old man 4:03 Pete gets in trouble for talking to a woman 13:27 My sons make me feel old 17:15 “My mum is special needs” 24:31 Petes needs are special 28:21 My barber nearly gave me a heart attack 36:40 Men and women are judged differently 39:55 a story about why filters are bad + jealousy 52:45 Pete felt abused at a urinal 58:24 Advice to a young man 1:12:42 Are we dating the same guy? Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2025-02-041hr 30mins
#19

Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 intro + “ I had a weird dream” 11:39 The “personality hire” + Boredom at work 14:22 Is ok to eat before your children? 15:25 what would you in this situation? 30:05 Shower in the morning or evening? 37:11 Elon Musk salute 44:43 1000 grapes 1 is poisonous scenario Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2025-01-281hr 6mins
#20

Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + Self-help books 12:33 True friend 22:21 Being forced to have S*x to have a baby 26:24 Making women feel safe 34:20 We met some lovey filthy fellow podcasters 37:41 Humiliation in the bedroom ok? 51:57 Splitting the bill with a rich guy 1:01:41 Woman has breakdown over getting exsepneive bag 1:12:47 Pete wants his partner to work forever Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2025-01-211hr 20mins
#21

The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + Petes sick and Luke going through withdrawal 1:54 We are going to Norway… Maybe 6:05 The worst employee of all time 9:25 Home schooling my kids for safety 15:06 Petes dad got him stopped by the police 21:03 Butt Plugs and MRI scanners don’t go together 28:50 How does Gay s*x work? 35:38 Consent, No Consent whatsoever your thoughts? 46:19 If you could rid yourself of all bad memories… Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2025-01-141hr 8mins
#22

I’m an O*ly Fans Model but my boyfriend wants to... | EP122 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Happy New Year + I was ran over by a motor bike 4:33 The “Jim Twins” sepreated at birth but had similar lives 6:42 Is Luke gay? + Pete likes a big jaw 13:37 Back to the “Jim twins” 32:12 Seeing unattractive picture from someones past 45:00 Someone turned Pete off in real life 51:35 “Im an o*nly Fans model but my boyfriend wants to go public about our relationship 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2025-01-071hr 7mins
#23

83 year old Martha Stewart “Turns me on” here’s why? | EP121 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + Christmas presents 15:00 George (Petes nephew) and the antique shop 25:43 Luke has fallen in love with Martha Stewart 32:44 The Fantasy part 1 + Inception, A.I and road rage 39:03 The Fantasy part 2 48:40 Women and filters + Dating app statistics 1:01:48 Dilemma: Ain't toe stopping us now Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-12-311hr 18mins

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#24

Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + If you could have any present? 4:28 Petes depressed 9:18 Do you not want to look after your woman? 12:22 Thank you guys 13:32 A Good philosophy for life + Pete live in the Amazon Jungle 20:35 Petes blaming the algorithm again🙄 23:25 Lilly Phillips and “The 100 Men” 31:33 Christmas games 1:03:07 Game of charades Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-12-241hr 12mins
#25

New Episode Out on Patreon Today

On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird? Patreon EP88 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys

2024-12-198mins
#26

Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + CEO Assassin 5:24 women like a man with a big d*ck 8:24 CEO Assassin Pt2 11:32 Good looking men cant be creepy 17:06 Would you except flirtation from a young woman? 19:20 CEO Assassin Pt3 22:30 Americans believe in ghosts 29:48 Watching a film with your partner 33:43 Scientist can now read dreams 42:59 Dating a girl who been with all your friends 59:20 “Question of the week” 1:06:41 Dilemma Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-12-171hr 18mins
#27

I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + President Biden pardons son for crimes 9:21 when your dads a teacher 14:57 Pete attacks Tulisa 24:32 “Missed connections” 27:58 What’s the longest you’ve tried with a woman? 32:40 Teletubbies debate 37:29 1 in 4 will remain single for their entire life 40:14 Being judgemental on looks 43:43 The rules on divorce need to be changed 1:00:35 Dilemma: hidden stash of blue pills Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-12-101hr 21mins
#28

Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + The missing chocolates 14:33 Connor McGregor 33:10 Your wife is worth 500 Million and she cheats, you staying? 44:13 If you were allowed to sleep with other women, would you? 54:17 Woman throws away 569 million bitcoin fortune 56:05”Dee has done nothing wrong” 59:38 Dilemma: Accidentally showed my boyfriends friend nudes 1:11:40 Dilemma: My daughter is white but she wants to be black Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-12-031hr 27mins
#29

Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 intro 3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul 5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer 9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old 20:27 What makes a good liar? 32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist? 36:48 “Winter Penis” 38:16 Washing before meeting a woman 45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave? 52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum 55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-11-261hr 7mins
#30

I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly 13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn 24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man? 26:30 Mistakes you never recover from 34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress 38:15 flatmates from hell 42:04 Signs of love 48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating 51:40 Sleeping with my trainer 1:08:11 This is a crime Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-11-191hr 24mins
#31

My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken 4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men 14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman 17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling 23:46 Flirting 38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments? 53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs 1:15:56 Credits Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook:

2024-11-121hr 18mins
#32

My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + F*ck you Jack Personality test result same as my son Pete in road rage once again Pete has a problem in the park Incident in the hair shop One time when racism worked in my favour Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians Worst gift you’ve ever received? + African names British P*nis sizes are getting larger Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-11-051hr 28mins
#33

Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about Liam Payne I love filthy women but… Wife carrying Championship Liam Payne cost of fame Simp Men A ghost called Tyrone Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-291hr 28mins
#34

Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Petes trip to Malaysia Our opinions on the Yung Filly predicament Bedroom stuff sounds bad on paper You have to know your partner One nighters are fun but not meaningful S*x in the communal area of a flat-share If we lived in a flat-share Hostel wrongdoing and Pete calls it out An impression of Petes granddad being rude to his staff Pete would be worst kidnapper of all time Lukes got some riddles for Pete Two similar dilemmas about boredom and bucket lists Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-221hr 26mins
#35

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys On this weeks episode the boys get asked a question and Lukes answer leaves Pete in a state of shock. They also help a woman who is dating a player if she can be helped. And they also discuss when losing your temper gets embarrassing. Intro + What we think about American people Why do we Punish mistakes? Getting angry and embarrassing yourself No self-awareness when it comes to smells What’s the craziest stuff you’ve done in the bedroom? Advice for dating a “Player” Pete working out what words mean by how they sound Back to the advice Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-151hr 16mins
#36

"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Disabled toilets in hotels Pete won’t admit he has a Pawn addiction Petes upset with Lukes flirting + Charlotte’s not happy Could you be a stepdad? Petes definition of “Love” + Not understanding accents What would you prefer, a Feminine son or daughter who sleeps around? Being embarrassed by the work your partner does Lesbian dilemma + Skinny shaming Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-081hr 39mins
#37

My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800+ matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Getting kidnapped How popular fetishes have changed from 2004 to 2024 No legs in the bedroom + wrestling P*rn addiction Man advertises on dating profile he hits women and gets 800+ matches Looking down on other peoples choices (stacey Dooley) Modern day witch hunt Coming out as gay in 2024 My girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-011hr 11mins
#38

What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + ShxtnGigs apology The prank Luke pulled on Pete + People who use words to confuse me Luke and Pete argue Choosing a secondary school + Chavs Slap it out of him” 15 most attractive hobbies to women Diddy Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-241hr 16mins
#39

“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Embarrassing Pete in public again If a magician turned you g*y + Bank meeting Who should pay the fine? Bon Jon Jovi talks woman down off bridge We will always be weird + People need to relax People who watch true crime to relax are crazy Being put under pressure in the bedroom Why do men in relationships want me? Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-171hr 36mins
#40

“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro and Charity A Riddle for Pete Astronauts stuck in space + TV news reporters use to be crap and delayed Woman leaves first date after 5 mins in disgust Being funny in the bedroom what would disgust you in the bedroom? + Pete offends Luke Could you trust your partner after this? + Lie detector Dilemma: How to ask for more filth? Question: About a woman's body Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-101hr 25mins
#41

A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + The boys go Line Dancing 4:03 Do you say the”N” word in private? 10:00 Do you trust me? 17:40 My A-Hole is getting looser + I don’t care if we get in trouble 26:32 The poorer you are the faster you have to grow up 30:36 My sons home testing kit + Petes first visit to the clinic 37:11 Getting a tooth taken out in New Zealand 40:16 Lukes first visit to the clinic + Petes dress rehearsal 43:54 Teaching your child about s*xual health 48:58 Bumping into people in the clinic 52:49 Dilemma: I’m young and I want to cheat should risk it? Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-031hr 24mins
#42

My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro and Fact checking Pete Love Is Blind UK Arguing about the kind of women we go for Prenups + Charging you to attend a wedding Taking mental notes Man forces himself on a cow now has join army + Animal Court Dilemma: Should I delete my old photos because I’m seeing a new woman? Dilemma: My husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years. Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-271hr 31mins
#43

My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Security”? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + kissing dogs Not paying your share at restaurant Black woman steals chicken wings + Petes impressions Voice note from a Sheetster + Liking what you don’t have Dilemma: Hiding in the wardrobe Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-201hr 29mins
#44

"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Story about children switched at birth My Daughter taking inappropriate photos + Dressing your children What age men go for when no one is looking 👀 Wanting to finish inside + Red flags we look for Cringe friend zone Women do not like to see a man cry Crazy scenario question Why are there so many weirdos on dating apps? Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-131hr 26mins
#45

“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys 0:00 Intro and Cake 8:45 A message from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo 15:33 Feelings on the police + Law breaking 32:37 The “Uncle” video 39:23 Irelands turning racist + Every race has a bad smell 43:48 White women have stopped shaving their armpits 48:16 Not many things can put me off a woman I like 50:57 A funny story that has been sent into us 53:31 Pete accidentally scares a man + Sleeping naked 57:28 “My Ball shrank” 1:03:27 Dilemma: She asked me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom 1:15:25 Dilemma: Ive started dating this woman and I’ve noticed imperfections Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-061hr 43mins
#46

"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man who’s partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro Pete is not what he seems + Is he scared of the world? Ignoring beautiful women Dilemma “I miss my family” + “Do you want me here Luke?” Black peoples country music I can remember coming out of my mum Harder to make friends once you kids Dilemma “ I cant have a disagreement because she always cry” Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-301hr 23mins
#47

“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Will he ever marry me? Is there anything you wouldn’t do for money? Working with Jamaicans Im sure the mother of my children hates me Did he grow up with marriage in his environment? If Luke and Pete had a kid My friends side woman likes me should I go there? I wouldn’t want to be with any woman you had Don’t insult women Shaming men Men are very possessive (leave my women alone) Why wasn’t I invited to the O*gy? Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-231hr 23mins
#48

He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys dig into why do we feel ashamed of getting older? Why do men go for bad boys and a dilemma from one of our Sheetsters about a man who clearly isn’t good enough for her and one from a man who’s p*rn addiction is ruining his new relationship. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Joe Biden offends Politician talk + Why do men pay for pictures of women? Most peoples lives are boring + age is catching up with us Charlottes been away, so what has Pete been up to? “ I feel insecure around women” *news story* Man done for fraud for lying to women about birthday Dilemma one Dilemma two Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-161hr 33mins
#49

“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this weeks episode the boys talk gold toilets, the difference between being ugly and disfigured and a dilemma from a woman who has been touched by the greened eyed monster, but why now? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro + Vulnerable at home Powerful flushing toilet + The golden toilet White couple kept black children as slaves + Adoption Being ugly Vs disfigured Feeling comfortable with someone to say anything Dilemma You love women to much + Having a Playstaion vs having a woman Answer to the dilemma Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-091hr 32mins
#50

“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

As they missed out on dilemmas last week the boys go dilemma deep this week with one from a guy who’s is attracted to his girlfriends sister but Luke and Pete with their great wisdom lets him know why he feels the way he does. A dilemma from a woman who they couldn’t work out where she was from and a question from a woman in Germany. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys Intro and Dilemma 1: Should I rick my boyfriend into having another baby? We are confused with our geography values you want to have Dilemma 2: I fancy my girlfriend sister what do I do? Question: Why do men play this game? Full video episode: 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: ► Apple Podcasts: Use the Hashtag to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: TikTok: Twitter: Facebook: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-021hr 42mins

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