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Athletico Mince

ByBob Mortimer & Andy Dawson
220 episodes

Podcast Summary

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#1

Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties

Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-06-03•31mins
#2

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 3

A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022 (First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-23•46mins
#3

Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting

Safety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24 Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-02•34mins
#4

The McClaren Collection Vol. 4

Steve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116.(Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-17•47mins
#5

Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy

Parsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-01•30mins
#6

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 5

From episodes 103-113, including Carol’s new beau, Peter listening to Talksport, and much more…(Originally released to Club Parsnips members on 31/10/23) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-08•47mins
#7

Boiled Parsnips 45: Japanese Street Food Van

A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-02-28•33mins
#8

Boiled Parsnips 44: Fish Truthers

Safety, snake vaping, a distance quiz, a door, and a hot tub dreamer.(Originally released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)Join Club Parsnips at Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-01-28•32mins

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#9

Boiled Parsnips 43: Bone On Bone

A safety rap battle, Lawro commentates, Martin visits Neil, Harry’s England gang, and a Slaughters trip.(Released via Club Parsnips in June 2024) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-12-27•41mins
#10

The Littlewood Collection Vol. 1

Please enjoy the progress and growth of Dom Littlewood from his appearances up to and including episode 113. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-11-27•35mins
#11

Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey

Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)Join Club Parsnips at - extra episodes, studio footage, animation, all sorts of extra stuff Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-11-12•37mins
#12

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella! Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-09-27•29mins
#13

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 1

(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66… Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-09-27•36mins
#14

The Martin Collection Vol. 2

Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-09-19•30mins
#15

Ep. 125 - Mr. Parakeet

Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns.Join Club Parsnips for the entire Mince archive at Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-08-06•30mins
#16

Boiled Parsnips 41: No No No No No

Fish and chips, safety, a Beardsley barbecue, door opening, questions, Talksport, and a showbiz centre opportunity.(Rec: 29/11/2023) Join Club Parsnips at Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-07-30•39mins
#17

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of incidents of crime on the Tyne from between December 2021 and June 2022. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-06-28•43mins
#18

Boiled Parsnips 40: Safety First

A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival. (Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-06-13•35mins
#19

The Slaughters Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from Parsnips 5 to Mince 109. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-05-17•30mins
#20

The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 2

Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-05-15•12mins
#21

Ep. 124 - No Fighting

Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more…(63-min extended version available via Club Parsnips - search Athletico Mince on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-04-30•44mins
#22

Boiled Parsnips 39: What Are Machines?

Kings Cross, foil, Harry’s barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-03-21•34mins
#23

Boiled Parsnips 38: Sound Effects Extravaganza

Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-02-20•36mins

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#24

The McCarthy Collection Vol. 1

A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-02-01•22mins
#25

Boiled Parsnips 37: Crawling Under A Horse

Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-01-12•44mins
#26

The White Harts Collection Vol. 3

A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-12-22•44mins
#27

Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting’s Unexploded Bomb

Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-12-08•33mins
#28

The Dyche Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-11-24•20mins
#29

Boiled Parsnips 35: Fingers Of Richmond

Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)Explore the entire Club Parsnips archive free for 7 days at Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-11-02•39mins
#30

The Crime Files Collection Vol. 3

Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)Join Club Parsnips on Patreon for the complete Mince experience with exclusive bonus episodes and video content Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-10-24•40mins
#31

Boiled Parsnips 34: Wheat Special

Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)Enter Club Parsnips with a 7-day free trial at Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-10-03•43mins
#32

The Beardsley Collection Vol. 4

From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-08-29•58mins
#33

Boiled Parsnips 33: Norwegian Jumper Hunt

A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-08-14•41mins
#34

Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer

Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-07-31•36mins
#35

The Talksport Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-07-25•33mins
#36

Boiled Parsnips 31: Buttered Crackers

A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-06-23•39mins
#37

The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1

A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-06-09•51mins
#38

The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2

To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-05-28•30mins
#39

Boiled Parsnips 30: Amanda Baby

Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-05-18•32mins
#40

Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution

An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-05-01•42mins
#41

The Homeowner Collection Vol. 2

Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella! Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-04-28•25mins
#42

Ep 122 - New Ray Gun

Plasterboard fixings, Geordie Heat, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale. Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-04-04•45mins
#43

Boiled Parsnips 29: Make Time For Lemon Curd

Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-03-31•38mins
#44

Boiled Parsnips 28: Great Big Super Onions

A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-03-08•38mins
#45

The White Harts Collection Vol. 2

A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-02-15•1hr 10mins
#46

Boiled Parsnips 27: Dyche’s Farewell

Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-01-31•40mins
#47

The Observational Comedy Collection Vol. 1

Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-01-24•47mins
#48

The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-01-24•35mins
#49

Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!

A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2022-12-30•38mins
#50

Boiled Parsnips 25: Over To Stockley Park

Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22) Become a member at Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2022-12-01•34mins

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