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Toni and Ryan

ByToni Lodge and Ryan Jon
898 episodes

Podcast Summary

We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#1

Father Of The Year

LOVE U!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-06-03•33mins
#2

Charlotte's Website

LOVE YOU!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-06-02•44mins
#3

Friends should ALWAYS do this

Love you xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-06-01•36mins
#4

You know you're a PARENT when ...

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-29•43mins
#5

Don't Yuck my Yum Cha

Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-28•34mins
#6

Signs Of A Midlife Crisis

Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-27•43mins
#7

Raw Dogging in Public

A PHANTOM PISSER!!!! Love you xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-26•28mins
#8

Walking Bacon and Ugly Babies

TARPers in the news and people being NASTY hehehe love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-25•37mins

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#9

How to claim things on tax

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE]Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-22•41mins
#10

"This trip has gone perfectly"

Famous last words....??? hehehehe love u! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-21•45mins
#11

The Jizz Festival

Jizz, Jazz, it's all the same isn't it. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-20•38mins
#12

Snoop vs Toni's Boobs

Ryan's NOT happy lol LOVE UCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-19•36mins
#13

How stiff are you?

I mean... we're allllll wondering it! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-18•43mins
#14

Toni Reveals Her Safeword

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] we've reallllly lost it lol sorry xoxooxxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-15•36mins
#15

Fill 'er up little momma

Elvis has ENTERED the building. Love you!!! LIVE FROM CHARLES' BED IN NYC xoxoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-14•49mins
#16

AFTER THE WEBBYS!!!!

POST WEBBYS???? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!!!!!! LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-13•41mins
#17

Not Saving Private Ryan

Ryan named this episode lol love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-12•38mins
#18

Don't Go In The Dental Van

DID YOU HAVE THE DENTAL VAN AT SCHOOL?!?!?! Love uuuuu xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-11•40mins
#19

Unwaxed and Unapologetic

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] PUBE UPDATE and 5 word speeches!! Love ya xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-08•40mins
#20

Toni and Ryan's Blind Date

NOOOOOORRRRMAL or NAH! And a BLIND DATE!!! Love you xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-07•49mins
#21

That's Not My Goat

I ruined Ryan's song and I'M SORRRRYYYYY love u xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-06•34mins
#22

Webby's Voting Scandal

THESE ARE TARP CONFESSIONSSSSSSSSS LOVE YA!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-05•33mins
#23

Toni Had A Busy Weekend

NORMAL OR NAH: POP INS??!?!?! Love ya! xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-04•35mins

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#24

Unexpected Wedding Day Side Quests

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] some pube chat lol LOVE U Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-05-01•37mins
#25

The Yung Gravy of One Woman Shows

and he's ALWAYS said that!!!!! Love u xCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-30•41mins
#26

I Love a Plump Honey Eater

I AM THE PLUMP HONEY EATER!!!! love ya xoxoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-29•37mins
#27

The Straw On The Camel's Back

Where is the straw and IS THE CAMEL OKAY??????????? Love ya!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-28•33mins
#28

MasturBatemen's Bay

WE'RE BAAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!! Love you!!! Toni xoxox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-27•39mins
#29

Toni Spent HOW MUCH on Another New Hobby?

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] I JUST LIKE TO BE PREPARED OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-16•42mins
#30

Altitude Thiccccness

The pun of the YEAR!!!!!! Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-15•41mins
#31

Bathers As Underwear

This doesn't go the way you expect tbh hahahaha LOVE YACheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-14•37mins
#32

Toenails and Thongs

WHAT A COMBO!!!!! Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-13•43mins
#33

The FIVE MILLION DOLLAR Best Friend Test

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] the newest best friend test - DO I PASS THE GRADE?!?!?!?! LOVE YA! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-10•32mins
#34

Shoutout to Midwives

Ryan has a question for us all..... HAHAHAHA love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-09•39mins
#35

Run for a Rotisserie

WHO WOULDN'T RUN FOR CHICKEN?????? Love u!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-08•46mins
#36

Spit Roast Toni

So it's from BOTH sides??? Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-07•32mins
#37

One Single Jimmy Can

Truly the saddest sight - but gift, or garbage???? Love ya xoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-06•35mins
#38

NAKED SURPRISE for the Delivery Driver!

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] I mean... there's not much more to say really. Love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-03•33mins
#39

A Vlogging Star Is Born

NORRRRRMAL OR NAH!!!! love u xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-02•29mins
#40

Are you Ruining Your Sex Life?

Ruining ya sex life and a 3 way call gone wrong. Love ya!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-04-01•28mins
#41

WHO USED A FAKE ID?

CERTAINLY NOT ME!!!!!! Love ya xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-31•31mins
#42

Two Quirky Birds

WE DON'T DO PRANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love ya xo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-30•34mins
#43

Life Changing Air-fryer Cleaning Hack

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] BREAKING NEWS ABOUT THE AIRFRYER!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-27•37mins
#44

H**d J*bs at the Cinema

NORMAL OR NAH AND MY BOX!!!!! hehehehe love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-26•42mins
#45

Toni Has NEVER Kidnapped Anyone

I JUST HAVEN'T OKAY!!!!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-25•39mins
#46

Another Woolworths Scandal

CONFESSIONS and a PHONE DRAMA!!! Love ya!! xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-24•37mins
#47

Raw Doggin' for a Discount

I mean... the title actually says it all lol love ya xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-23•35mins
#48

The Simpsons Are Hiring

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] SHOULD I APPLY?!?!?!?! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-20•39mins
#49

Beware of Teenagers

normal or nah and toilet chat (of course) Love ya xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-19•42mins
#50

Toni's Sexy Photo Shoot

Irrational fears BUT FUN!!!! Love ya xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2025-03-18•42mins

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