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Therapy Gecko

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411 episodes

Podcast Summary

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

#1

“MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS”

A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a rough divorce, and other things. He was a really interesting guy and it was a great call. Afterwards I go on a very long Dave Ramsey-esque rant to an 18 year old about living at home to save money. I might go get really into darts. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-06-01•1hr 25mins
#2

“AM I WASTING MY TIME?”

I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into the idea of wasted time, why he became a dad at 21, differences between life in Europe vs life in the US, and other stuff. It was a really good conversation. I don’t know what else to tell you to convince you that it’s worth listening to. But it is. I promise. What else are u gonna do? U can even do something else while you listen to it. Tits. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-28•1hr 59mins
#3

“MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS”

A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls back in and we talk about the philosophy of absurdism and try not to go insane again. There is a wet sock in the bathtub. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-25•1hr 47mins
#4

“MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE”

I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to become better than everyone else. It is time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-21•1hr 55mins
#5

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS”

On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And other stuff. Pls listen. The tooth fairy is not real and an asshole. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-18•1hr 48mins
#6

“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”

A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-14•1hr 35mins
#7

“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”

A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg. I burnt the cake. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-11•1hr 13mins
#8

GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park

I went out to talk to people at the park as a gecko. Those people include a traveling videographer who just returned from El Salvador, a guy who grew up in NYC during the 70s, a rap genius, a lady from Norway, and other interesting people that are alive. Pick that up. I am a gecko.Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-07•1hr 45mins

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#9

BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY

A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike. Afterwards I catch up with a guy who came on stage as one of my favorite interviews from my Europe tour and a final caller destroys my optimism. I’m sure the landlord won’t mind if you put tacs in the wall. I am a gecko.Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-05-04•1hr 36mins
#10

“I WANT TO DO NOTHING”

A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying. It’s a left up ahead. I am a gecko.Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-30•1hr 40mins
#11

“I’M A ZOOKEEPER”

A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I talk to a caller about how energy drinks cure all of life’s ailments, and a final caller’s ex gets a concerning tattoo. If you’re reading this, congratulations. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-27•1hr 45mins
#12

“I’M STRANDED ON A BOAT”

Conversations with a caller who is currently stranded on a boat, a caller who overcame their agoraphobia and lives in a sick 3 bedroom trailer, and a final caller who beat a 4 year Benadryl addiction. It is time to eat an ant. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-23•1hr 44mins
#13

GECK IRL: “I’M FINALLY AT PEACE”

I recorded this episode in real life in Washington Square Park in NYC. It was sick. I talked to a guy who finally made his father proud, a guy who grew up living in a restaurant, an aspiring AI regulation lawyer, two friends who want to be influencers, a guitar company owner who gives me hope for the future, and many other cool people. There is a copy of Spiderman 2 stuck in the DVD player. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-20•1hr 39mins
#14

FORGET YOUR GROCERIES FOREVER

A caller and I talk about the beautiful redundancies of life, an Amazon driver is the best person I’ve ever met, and a caller from England talks about her online dating experience.I like your haircut. I am a gecko.Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-16•1hr 24mins
#15

“WE MOVED IN FAST”

A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped him to reconnect with his mom after years of no contact. Afterwards a rapper named Crazy wonders if he should quit his dreams and a final caller debates if he should become a Canadian citizen to chase a situationship. Someone get me a Yoo-Hoo right now. This is a free ad for Yoo-Hoo. I fucking love Yoo-Hoo. I am a gecko.Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-13•1hr 49mins
#16

“MY FAMILY DROPPED ME”

A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a caller is hesitant about moving abroad, and a final caller is Canadian as hell. After the callers, we have a little segment on the streets of Bangkok Thailand where we interview a server at a BBQ restaurant about his life. I think it’s pretty cool. If you want to watch the full thing you can do it here: Thank you for hosting this dinner party. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-09•1hr 39mins
#17

“I LIVE IN A CAVE”

A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands. After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, and a caller and I discuss why 27 feels older than 31. It is time to take an Advil. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-06•1hr 41mins
#18

“I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY”

A caller has sex and wins a fist fight, a nurse worries they’ll become like their older coworkers, a caller gets in trouble at work, and a final caller tells stories of working as a bouncer in Nashville. Have you seen my keys? I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-04-02•1hr 36mins
#19

“I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN”

A caller settles down after a tumultuous life, an electrician makes big moves, a caller attempts to join a knitting club, and a final caller tries to live his American dream. Be careful with matches. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-30•1hr 29mins
#20

“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?”

A caller and I dissect social interaction, then we hear from a lonely DJ, a caller planning her first solo trip, a colonoscopy guy, and Tony. It’s a nice episode. Do not touch the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-26•1hr 26mins
#21

LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back)

A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life stuff. Afterwards a caller and I get very meta and another caller gives us all hope. Go look at a bird. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-23•1hr 35mins
#22

“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN”

A caller reflects on losing his sanity while out at sea for multiple weeks as an Alaskan fisherman. Afterwards a caller breaks his thumb in a mosh pit, a return caller catches me up on unexpected parts of being a parent, and a final caller turns his life around after blacking out on antidepressants. I hate Scrabble. I am a gecko. Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-19•1hr 27mins
#23

GECK IRL: “IS MURDER BAD?”

I figured out the way to beat depression is to go outside, so I went outside to talk to people as a gecko at Washington Square Park in NYC. Going outside is sick. Those people include a lady visiting New York to do art ministry, a student on a field trip, a film student questioning alien existence, a skateboarding model who plays with the universe, an argumentative lawyer, and a student who helps me figure out whether or not murder is bad. Time to take a nap. I am a gecko.Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-16•1hr 36mins

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#24

“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD”

A caller is habitually cheated on, a caller’s mom runs away to become a Disney influencer, I argue with a caller about bitcoin and God, and a final caller talks about his life studying ocean trash. It is time to look at a cloud. I am a gecko. COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-12•1hr 11mins
#25

“I SOLD MY HUSBAND”

I talk on the phone with the woman who married her horse in last episode’s Geckmail. She catches me up on their marriage, her life philosophies at 60, and her next big adventure involving a mobile camper. Afterwards a caller wrestles with life after film school, a caller talks about his experience as a refugee, and a final caller finds a dead deer while on a walk. Do not eat chalk. I am a gecko.COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-09•1hr 26mins
#26

GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE”

Email topics include marrying a horse, a never-ending Tinder date, solo-traveling, and a bunch of other stuff. I like geckmail. I hope you like it too. I am a gecko. I wonder how many windows you can open on a computer until it breaks. COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-05•1hr 11mins
#27

GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”

GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR” Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after touring, rehab, bidets, and other things. I am a gecko. There was a bird looking at me when I recorded this. COME SEE MY TRASH SHOW: Send an email to [email protected] to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-03-02•1hr 13mins
#28

FISHING FOR CLARITY

I rant at a caller who enjoys fishing, a caller tries to find his footing as an animator, and a final caller longs to change their alcoholic lifestyle. Please silence your phone. I am a gecko. COME SEE MY TRASH: THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-26•1hr 16mins
#29

“WE FOUND LOVE IN A PARKED CAR”

A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God. You need glasses. I am a gecko. COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-23•1hr 19mins
#30

THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE

A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time that I was also experiencing existential dread so we got pretty into it. He was a good guy. The bread has gone bad. I am a gecko. COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-19•1hr 10mins
#31

“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”

After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin. Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of following his family biz and a final caller believes death can be cured. Look around. Just look around. I am a gecko.Link to caller’s TV show article: TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-16•1hr 33mins
#32

GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am sorry. I am a gecko. Go look under that rock. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-12•1hr 21mins
#33

“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-09•1hr 28mins
#34

“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”

A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement breaks off. You will never beat my high score. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-05•1hr 28mins
#35

“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS”

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. You cannot have a piece of gum. I am a geckoSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-02-02•1hr 24mins
#36

GECKMAIL:  “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I am a gecko. I think I left the window open.COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: Click here for tickets! SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-29•1hr 21mins
#37

THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom. I’m walking out of this movie. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-26•1hr 19mins
#38

“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buys a $400 chair. The sink is making that noise again. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-22•1hr 15mins
#39

“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller. Throw me the remote. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-19•1hr 18mins
#40

“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS”

A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening. Afterwards a caller tries to come to terms with being wronged, and a final caller ponders their dreams. Please take your shoes off. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-15•1hr 0mins
#41

GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG”

Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other things. I am a gecko. I love kitkats. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-12•1hr 17mins
#42

“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”

A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned. Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell, a caller wonders if they broke someone’s heart, and a Brit explains why she’s nervous to visit America. We are waiting. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-08•1hr 18mins
#43

GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t follow the instructions. But it’s okay. He will be fine and so will I and so will you. Email topics involve pet birds, being tricked by Facebook, hedonistic lifestyles, horrors of sorority life, and more. I am a gecko. May Christ save us all. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-05•1hr 22mins
#44

“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more. This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2025-01-01•1hr 11mins
#45

GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”

I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on all of this. I am a gecko. Hail Satan.SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2024-12-29•1hr 26mins
#46

“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own. Can I borrow a pencil? I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2024-12-25•1hr 22mins
#47

“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work. This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2024-12-22•1hr 26mins
#48

GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake frosting snack hacks, and a bunch of other things that I hope you enjoy hearing about but I won’t be too upset if you do not. I am a gecko. Hail Satan. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2024-12-18•1hr 30mins
#49

“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final caller ponders what to do next in their life. No pulp. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2024-12-15•1hr 12mins
#50

GECKMAIL: “I’VE SPUN A WEB OF LIES”

I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and other stuff that you’ll have to listen to find out about. I like doing geckmail. I hope you like it too. Hail Satan. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2024-12-11•1hr 39mins

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