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Distractible

ByDistractible
340 episodes

Podcast Summary

Dive into the delightful chaos of "Distractible," where hosts Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens transform everyday anecdotes into uproarious adventures. This podcast is uniquely crafted for those who relish the absurdity of life, as the trio tackles everything from absurd word games to the political satire of gerrymandering. Each episode showcases their lighthearted banter, offering a comedic lens on topics like video game lore and the peculiarities of modern life. Listeners can expect entertaining conversations that feature surprise guests, including beloved internet personalities who share their own quirky experiences. Whether it's discussing the complexities of DOOM: The Dark Ages or navigating the challenges of home repairs, "Distractible" keeps you engaged with its unpredictable twists. Join the laughter as these friends remind each other—and you—that life is often more entertaining when you embrace the distractions. Tune in for a dose of humor and a fresh perspective on the mundane.

#1

Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game

The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-06-02•1hr 0mins
#2

We Hate These States

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-30•1hr 8mins
#3

Peekaboo!

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-26•52mins
#4

Don't Get Me Started

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-23•1hr 4mins
#5

A Disgusting Episode

Well, that was gross... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Download the Rocket Money app now, and tell them I sent you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-19•1hr 0mins
#6

Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-16•58mins
#7

Three Word Sales Pitch

Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-12•58mins
#8

idk, some "Q"s

W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s. DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-09•1hr 3mins

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#9

Who Is Us?

All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-05•1hr 5mins
#10

Weird (Part 4)

Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob? DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-05-02•1hr 8mins
#11

The Even More Perfecter Crime

Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade." This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today. Download the Rocket Money app now, and tell them we sent you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-28•1hr 27mins
#12

Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-25•1hr 1mins
#13

The Perfecter Crime

Orange Is The New Distract. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-21•1hr 5mins
#14

Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes

Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-18•56mins
#15

Even More Broken News

The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-14•51mins
#16

Slice of Life

The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-11•1hr 6mins
#17

Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-07•1hr 1mins
#18

Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

The dudes are bringing it back home with this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-04-04•1hr 7mins
#19

Animal Noises Too

This episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart.Old Mark-plier had another farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-31•52mins
#20

Faster or Slower?

Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-28•1hr 12mins
#21

Illegal Advice Too

This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-24•55mins
#22

The Best, The Worst

For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-21•1hr 6mins
#23

We've Never Done This Before

Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-17•55mins

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#24

Our Shirts Are Out

A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-14•54mins
#25

September 10th

Keep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-10•1hr 10mins
#26

Hide The Penny

For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-07•1hr 9mins
#27

Right In The Sauce Box

Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-03-03•54mins
#28

Who Want Million?

I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-28•1hr 6mins
#29

When Was That Again?

When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-24•1hr 0mins
#30

Mark's One Man Show

Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-21•57mins
#31

The Council of Distractible (Part 2)

The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-17•50mins
#32

Mark Prepared For This

Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-14•57mins
#33

WordPad Broke

All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-10•58mins
#34

Acronyms, But Better

Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-07•53mins
#35

Big Dog Energy

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-02-03•1hr 1mins
#36

More Broken News

Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-31•47mins
#37

Order Matters Too

Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-27•58mins
#38

There's An Easter Egg At 43:51

Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-24•1hr 7mins
#39

Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks

Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-20•1hr 0mins
#40

Where Am I?!

Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-10•51mins
#41

The Distractible Paradox

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-06•48mins
#42

Time and Stuff

It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2025-01-03•47mins
#43

Does Order Matters?

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-30•55mins
#44

New Year, Old Us

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-27•58mins
#45

Merry Christmas, Bob!

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-23•1hr 3mins
#46

[Insert Topic Here]

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-20•1hr 0mins
#47

What's Wrong With Video Games?

Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-16•56mins
#48

Mark of Theseus

Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-13•52mins
#49

The Cost Is Correct

If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-09•48mins
#50

Bob's Fridge (Part 2)

There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2024-12-06•1hr 0mins

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