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My Dad Wrote A Porno

ByMy Dad Wrote A Porno
181 episodes

Podcast Summary

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#1

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-09-28•1mins
#2

S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'

In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-10-05•27mins
#3

S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'

In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-10-05•27mins
#4

S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'

This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-10-12•28mins
#5

S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'

This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-10-19•29mins
#6

S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'

This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG... American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-10-26•30mins
#7

S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'

This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-02•30mins
#8

S1E7 - 'The Tombola'

This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-09•33mins

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S1E8 - 'The Chalet'

As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-16•31mins
#10

S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'

In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-23•27mins
#11

S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'

Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-30•31mins
#12

Footnotes: Rocky's Biography

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-03•6mins
#13

S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'

Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-07•28mins
#14

Footnotes: Merchandising

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-10•5mins
#15

S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'

It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-14•27mins
#16

Footnotes: Casting The Movie

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-17•8mins
#17

S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'

Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-21•28mins
#18

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-12-25•13mins
#19

Best Of Book One

Ahead of series two, the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1' book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-06-06•18mins
#20

S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'

Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-04•42mins
#21

Footnotes: Elijah Wood

Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed very early MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-07•26mins
#22

S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'

Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-11•40mins
#23

Footnotes: Book Announcement

Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a fun filled book all about Belinda Blinked 1 with our all our observations and annotations on this mad piece of writing. Available from Amazon and by order from wherever you buy your books. Purchase a personally signed copy by Rocky from his Etsy store called RockysPavilion making a fabulous gift for any fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-14•12mins

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#24

S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'

Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-18•35mins
#25

Footnotes: Joe Lycett

Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-21•19mins
#26

S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'

Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...whilst Dr Robbin's looks on... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-25•34mins
#27

Footnotes: We've Got Mail

The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-07-28•17mins
#28

S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'

It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-01•45mins
#29

Footnotes: Learning Dutch

Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-04•10mins
#30

S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'.

The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-08•37mins
#31

Footnotes: Reddit

The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-11•10mins
#32

S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'

Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-15•48mins
#33

Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno

It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-18•25mins
#34

S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'

After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-22•37mins
#35

Footnotes: Daisy Ridley

The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-25•27mins
#36

S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'

Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-08-29•34mins
#37

Footnotes: Rachel Bloom

Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-01•28mins
#38

S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'

It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-05•42mins
#39

Footnotes: Twitter Roulette

The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-08•11mins
#40

S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'

Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-12•37mins
#41

Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch

Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-15•26mins
#42

S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'

Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-19•39mins
#43

Footnotes: Live Shows

It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-22•9mins
#44

S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'

Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-26•43mins
#45

Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray

Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-09-29•20mins
#46

S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'

Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-10-03•34mins
#47

Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby

Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-10-06•18mins
#48

S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'

It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-10-10•43mins
#49

Footnotes: Inside Our Book

We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-10-13•12mins
#50

S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'

Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-10-17•38mins

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