You Cannot Be Serious

Episode 311 - Part 3 - Glenn Robbins

Glenn Maxwell Robbins (born 30 December 1957) is an Australian comedian, writer, actor, television and radio presenter. He is best known for The Comedy Company, portraying Kel Knight in Kath & Kim and adventurer Russell Coight in All Aussie Adventures. Robbins has appeared on The Panel, Thank God You're Here and Have You Been Paying Attention?

Episode 311 - Part 2 - Pol Pot, Karaoke, AWFL

Episode 311 - Part 1 - Treason, Pride, Farmers

Episode 310 - Part 3 - Doc Returns

Episode 310 - Part 2 - Recipes, Bikes, Brownlow

Episode 310 - Part 1 - Tutoring, Grovelling, Armies

Episode 309 - Part 2 - Guests, AFL - Again

Episode 309 - Part 1 - Cow Eyes, Disco Duck

Episode 309 - Part 3 - Jeff Kennett AC

Jeffrey Gibb Kennett AC (born 2 March 1948) is an Australian former politician who served as the 43rd Premier of Victoria between 1992 and 1999, Leader of the Victorian Liberal Party from 1982 to 1989 and from 1991 to 1999, and the Member for Burwood from 1976 to 1999. He is currently a media commentator. He was previously the president of the Hawthorn Football Club, from 2005 to 2011 and again from 2017 to 2022. He is the founding Chairman of beyondblue, a national mental health advocacy organisation. Early life The son of Kenneth Munro Gibb Kennett (1921–2007), and Wendy Anne Kennett (1925–2006; née Fanning), he was born in Melbourne on 2 March 1948. He attended Scotch College; and, although an unexceptional student academically, he did well in the school's Cadet Corps Unit. He also played football (on the wing) for the school. His failure to rise above the middle band academically almost led him to quit school in Fourth Form (Year 10 – 1963), but he was persuaded to stay on. His Fifth and Sixth Forms were an improvement, but he was still described in school reports as "[a] confident and at times helpful boy. Sometimes irritates. Sometimes works hard" (1964), and "[a] keen, pleasant, though sometimes erratic boy" (1965). After leaving school, Kennett was persuaded by his father Ken to attend the Australian National University in Canberra, but lost interest and left after one year of an economics degree. He returned to Melbourne and found work in the advertising department of the retail giant Myer – kindling an interest for advertising that would one day earn him his living. Kennett's life in the regular workforce was cut short when, in 1968, he was conscripted into the Australian Army.[9] Kennett was selected for officer training and graduated third in his class from the Officer Training Unit, Scheyville (OTU), near Windsor, New South Wales, outside Sydney. He was posted to Malaysia and Singapore as Second Lieutenant, commander of 1st Platoon, A Company, 1st Ba...

Episode 308 - Part 3 - JFK Theory

Episode 308 - Part 2 - Tap Water, GP, MND

Episode 308 - Part 1 - Nits, Crabs, Mums

Episode 307 - Part 3 - Lester Ellis

Lester Ellis (born 15 March 1965) is a British-born Australian former professional boxer. He is one-time world champion and four-times minor titles winner, having also held the Australian and Commonwealth (twice) titles. At the age of 19, In 1985, Ellis fought and beat then-reigning IBF, super featherweight champion Hwan-Kil Yuh over fifteen rounds. In 1993 he won the vacant World Boxing Federation (WBF) welterweight title against Rocky Berg. Ellis faced and defeated Al Coquille in 1994 for the vacant IBO light welterweight title. Ellis went on to win another two IBO world titles, both in different weight divisions. One in 1995 against Amado Cabato at lightweight and Cabato at lightweight and another at light middleweight against Eric Alexander.

Episode 307 - Part 2 - Hetro, Cops, Politics

Episode 307 - Part 1 - AFL, Hypocrisy, Collingwood

Episode 306 - Part 3 - Law & Duck Fantasy

Episode 306 - Part 2 - Touch Football, Voting, Queuing

Episode 306 - Part 1 - Greg's Back

Episode 305 - Part 4 - Ken James

Episode 305 - Part 3 - Redemption

Episode 305 - Part 2 - Mr ANZAC Visits

Episode 305 - Part 1 - Duck's Take

Episode 304 - Part 3 - Calling Out Dick

Episode 304 - Part 2 - Easter, our Sad State

Episode 304 - Part 1 - Espresso Martini's, Reality Duck

Episode 303 - Part 2 - The Duck Delivers

Episode 303 - Part 1 - Fake News, Hypocrisy

Episode 302 - Part 3 - You CANNOT Be Serious

Episode 302 - Part 2 - The Games Decline, Coaching, Sadness

Episode 302 - Part 1 - Politics, Ban, Kerr

Episode 301 - Part 4 - Seb Costello Take Two

Episode 301 - Part 3 - Leave our kids alone - Craig Cole

YOUR VOICE NEEDS TO BE HEARD Parents, Grandparents, Teacher's past and present even students past and present. Your voice needs to be heard. Please email in your accounts and experiences with your school, it is vital our stories are told. The more accounts we can get in and publish on this site will give further weight to our message. Or if you would like to contact us to assist with the campaign and find out what you can do. Email us at [email protected] This site is dedicated to informing parents of the immoral and depraved agenda, being perpetrated on our innocent children, by providing access to resources that are imperative to use, to raise awareness to every morally obliged and protective parent. The sexualized indoctrination of your children and grandchildren, is an attack on their innocence and also an attack on the moral fabric of our society. Unbelievably, Governments and politicians enable and encourage this attack on innocence. The Victorian Education Department is one of the main protagonists in this push to sexually indoctrinate your children, all under the lie and trojan horse of Diversity and Inclusion. Your rightful concerns are met with contempt and disdain from Principals and Teachers, who are fully aware of what they are implementing and are happy to do so Are you going to keep accepting this? Your children need you to stand up stronger than ever before. The intent of this site is to collate and gather as much information as possible, to have as a point of reference for you to increase your awareness and knowledge of the real extent of the situation. Also suggestions of what you can do to push back and stand up for the moral rights of your children. Are they important enough or are you going to keep accepting? Over to you…

Episode 301 - Part 2 - Journo's, Grills & Golf

Episode 301 - Part 1 - Shout Outs & Injuries

Episode 300 - Part 4 - Seb Costello

Episode 300 - Part 3 - Doctor Fordham

Episode 300 - Part 2 - Not Sport

Episode 300 - Part 1 - Just Sport

Episode 299 - Part 4 - Mick Gatto

Episode 299 - Part 3 - Rod Owen

Roderick Owen (born 31 January 1967) is a former Australian rules footballer who played with St Kilda, Melbourne and the Brisbane Bears in the Victorian/Australian Football League (VFL/AFL). Owen, who had only recently turned 16 when he made his league debut for St Kilda in 1983 against North Melbourne at Arden St Oval, suffered from various injuries early in his career and missed the entire 1985 VFL season. Owen had to wait until his 17th game, in 1986, to experience a win, with St Kilda having lost the previous 16 games he had played in. A Mentone Grammar recruit, Owen kicked a career high 39 goals in 1987, the second most by a St Kilda player that year behind Tony Lockett. After leaving St Kilda in 1990 Owen played out the season at Victorian Football Association (VFA) club Frankston and was then traded to Melbourne for Stephen Newport. He kicked two bags of five goals for Melbourne in 1991 against Carlton and North Melbourne. After just one year at Melbourne he was traded to Brisbane for the 1992 AFL season. Owen had a particularly strong game against Fitzroy at Princess Park when he kicked eight goals and six behinds, a club record against the Lions. Once he finished in the AFL, Owen played for Northern Territory Football League (NTFL) side Wanderers Football Club, where he was club leading goalkicker in the 1994/95 season with 39 goals, also at Broadbeach Cats Cairns, Noosa Tigers and Cheltenham Football Clubs. As a child in the 1970s, Owen attended Beaumaris Primary School, where he was one of a number of children to have been sexually assaulted by the school's librarian and sports coach, Darrell Ray. Trauma from these events, combined with the party culture at St Kilda in the 1980s, led to a decades-long battle with addiction to amphetamine and pain killers. In December 2000, Owen was sentenced to nine months in prison for assault, which he served at Dhurringile prison farm. Owen entered rehabilitation for his substance abuse issues in 2018, and has discu...

Episode 299 - Part 2 - Poultry Hour

Episode 299 - Part 1 - Footy Shows, The Block

Episode 298 - Part 3 - Clive Palmer

Clive Frederick Palmer (born 26 March 1954) is an Australian businessman and politician. He has iron ore, nickel and coal holdings. Palmer owns many businesses such as Mineralogy, Waratah Coal, Queensland Nickel at Townsville, the Palmer Coolum Resort on the Sunshine Coast, Palmer Sea Reef Golf Course at Port Douglas, Palmer Colonial Golf Course at Robina, and the Palmer Gold Coast Golf Course, also at Robina. He owned Gold Coast United FC from 2008 to 2012. Palmer created the Palmer United Party in April 2013, winning the Sunshine Coast seat of Fairfax in the 2013 Australian federal election and sitting as an MP for one term. In 2018, after formally deregistering the party on 5 May 2017, Palmer revived his party as the United Australian Party, announcing that he would be running candidates for all 151 seats in the House of Representatives and later that he would run as a Queensland candidate for the Senate in the 2019 federal election, despite extensive advertising, he and his party won no seats. His party later contested the 2022 federal election, and won one seat in the Senate. The party was formally deregistered again in September 2022. Palmer has frequently been involved in legal cases relating to his businesses, and once listed litigation as one of his hobbies in Who's Who. He at times has been involved in complex cases, and journalist Hedley Thomas has written that Palmer's "lawyers take legal steps, presumably on his instructions, that prolong litigation and rack up costs for the other side" which can result in his opponents being unable to continue their case due to a lack of resources. Palmer has argued that the litigation he is involved in is justified as it rights wrongs. Palmer also attempted to use litigation as a gag order against his workers in his now defunct Queensland Nickel refinery, promising to pay the money he owed them only if they agreed not to make any disparaging comments about him. As of May 2023, Palmer was the fifth richest Australia...

Episode 298 - Part 2 - Doc, Zero Round, Bathurst

Episode 298 - Part 1 - Speed, Sports, Swearing

Episode 297 - Part 3 Derryn Hinch

Derryn Nigel Hinch (born 9 February 1944) is a New Zealand-born media personality, politician, actor, journalist and published author. He is best known for his career in Australia, on Melbourne radio and television. He served as a Senator for Victoria from 2016 to 2019. Hinch was elected to the Senate representing Victoria as the head of Derryn Hinch's Justice Party, at the 2016 federal election. Aged 72 at the time, Hinch was, when elected, the oldest federal parliamentarian ever to be elected for the first time. He lost his senate seat in the 2019 election. He remained host of his weekly program Hinch Live until the election campaign period officially commenced, in a decision supported by Sky News Live. He has been the host of 3AW's Drive radio show, and a National Public Affairs commentator for the Seven Network on Sunday Night, Today Tonight and Sunrise. Hinch has been convicted of contempt of court three times, serving two prison sentences and one sentence of house detention.

Episode 297 - Part 2 - Duck Doubles Down

Episode 297 - Part 1 - Vegas, Brothels, Drugs

Episode 296 - Part 3 - And The Doc Says...

Episode 296 - Part 2 - Dogs, Kerr, Guns