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Til Death Do Us Blart

ByTim Batt, Guy Montgomery, The McElroy Brothers
12 episodes

Podcast Summary

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Til Death Do Us Blart: Trailer

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-13•1mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time.Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroyMusic: "Vou Recomeçar," Gal Costa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2015-11-26•1hr 27mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2016-11-24•1hr 34mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2017-11-23•1hr 15mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy! Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2018-11-22•1hr 36mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy! Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2019-11-28•1hr 19mins
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Bonus Episode: Origins

When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2020-04-28•1hr 2mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2020-11-26•1hr 37mins

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2021-11-25•1hr 10mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. One of the five was chosen at random to watch Here Comes the Boom instead of PBMC2. The vibes get weird. Dig in. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2022-11-24•1hr 11mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

Can’t stop, won’t stop, The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed. Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2023-11-23•1hr 39mins
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2024

10 years of Til Death Do Us Blart have brought us to a singular moment in the podcast - It’s time to go to the home of the movie, Las Vegas, Nevada. Or at least, it is for some of us. After spending 14 hours flying, Tim and Guy are not met by Justin, Travis, nor Griffin in physical form. However the five are spiritually connected by their most recent watch of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and they’re here to discuss it for you. This is a watch that has delivered a critical assessment of the one-liners of PB:MC2, an even deeper appreciation for the Garden of Contemplation scene, and a fairly scary experience involving the Blue Man Group.Get your Blart merch here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024-11-28•1hr 44mins