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Morning Somewhere

ByBurnie Burns and Ashley Burns
377 episodes

Podcast Summary

Welcome to your daily morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

#1

2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat

Burnie and Ashley discuss bicycle leg day, Thunderbolts performance, Notepad updates, fake AI engines, AI artists as analogy for AI itself, US recession watch, Bill Gates donations, Game Pass, Doom, and Steam refunds.Want more? Find an extended 33 minute version of this podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-06-03•24mins
#2

2025.06.02: All Bikes, No Helmet

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Amsterdam, knock on effects of socialized health care, Stroopwaffles, Sydney Sweeney bath water bath soap, Project Hail Mary test screenings, and the most caloric food by weight.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-06-02•21mins
#3

2025.05.30: Dutchland

Burnie and Ashley discuss traveling in Europe, the value of holidays in UK, Britain's eternal sunshine, bee populations, and finally seeing the mainland.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-30•21mins
#4

2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs

Burnie and Ashley discuss Leeroy Jenkins, the Criterion Closet, Wes Anderson's new box set, Southwest's bag fee, physical media, Plex servers, Jellyfin, XBMC, digital media's human failings, the seed vault, redoing all the bugs, Skibidi Toilet, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, and the WNBA.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-29•28mins
#5

2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming

Burnie and Ashley discuss cheese rolling, standing airline seats, Harry Potter casting, breaking the mold, callback threshholds, farting corpses, Japanese illegal names, speed traps, banned kid names, Mexican Robocop, US jailbreaks, and picking up hitchhikers.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-28•25mins
#6

2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims

Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself, Social Song of the Year, the two-thirds sampling rule, and a copyright battle royale for the ages. This episode is extended on Patreon.Extended version of this podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-27•29mins
#7

2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lilo & Stitch, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, popcorn shaming, crypto crime, changing movies for modern sensitivities, and a Rooster Teeth merch proposal.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-26•25mins
#8

2025.05.23: Little Rules

Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry budgets, Klarna's AI regrets, non-drinking fluids, the awful Spit Cup story, cargo ships in the garden, Leave The World Behind, and sharing marital duties.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-23•33mins

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#9

2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley

Burnie and Ashley very safely discuss the Tush Push vote, Wes Anderson's Cannes booing, Gene Hackman, AI reading lists, Shakira super spreader events, email blunders, Burnie's old business card, the US Dollar's decline, BTC ATH, Google I/O, and many threads coming together. Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-22•36mins
#10

2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin

This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh Brolin encounters, awkward red carpet moments, and awkward photo negotiations.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-21•23mins
#11

2025.05.20: You Are Here

Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth Vader, SAG action, and people using Grok for everything.

2025-05-20•28mins
#12

2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability

Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's diagnosis, the obsession with people who aren't alive, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shia Leboeuf's, and bird red carpets. Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-19•24mins
#13

2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory

Burnie and Ashley discuss US protests, Agent Provocateurs, dress code union busting, Starbucks, men's rompers, Avril Lavigne, and machines taking our hobbies.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-16•27mins
#14

2025.05.15: Maxed Out

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's Blue Prince run, Middle Aged Doom, Cubic Odyssey, Minecraft's Legacy, the John Madden movie, Uber invents the bus, HBO's rebrand, Acme's history, America's porn ban, bubble porn, and the Starbucks dress code. Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-15•30mins
#15

2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad

Burnie and Ashley discuss Cannes fashion protests, weird guidelines, EU manual hypocrisy, sneaky snakes, being good to be bad, Coinbase, BTC rally, Ethereum wake up call, and how stocks are listed.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-14•21mins
#16

2025.05.13 Voluminous Volume

Burnie and Ashley discuss Canes, Cannes, red carpet guidelines, planking, sports injuries, Murderbots, Long Walk, and Fallout's renewal.

2025-05-13•26mins
#17

2025.05.12: Real World Examples

Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff agreements, skipping cell phone generations, NASDAQ vs Dow, Chat GPT reads coffee grounds, Netflix deletes interactive content, no medium games, Coogler & Jordan, NFL lawsuits, Canes vs Chick Fil A, the Door Dash economy, Door Dash demands, and working yourself up to talk to people.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-12•30mins
#18

2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Pope, communion, one big cup, choosing a Pope name, white smoke, pronouncing Irish names, Proper Noun bullying, K-pop's fabricated popularity, and some other thing no one is going to read because it's here in the episode description.

2025-05-09•24mins
#19

2025.05.08: GTA VI

Burnie and Ashley put GTA VI in the title of their podcast so that people will click it then discuss the trailer, the screenshots, Rockstar's reputation, music discoveries from GTA, Golden Globes Podcast Awards, Romantasy, realistic Scottish heartthrobs, Burnie apologizes for Rosa Parks misinformation by providing more Rosa Parks misinformation (it was Little Ceasers), and the dumbest Congressional resolution. Maybe ever.

2025-05-08•33mins
#20

2025.05.07: Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw

Burnie and Ashley discuss war movies, Marvel's warning shot, Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, Calvin & Hobbes, the Met Gala, fifteen minutes of material, India bombing Pakistan, nuclear powers, Kashmir, Elon's city in Texas, the world's largest undefended border, Real ID, book fairs, and distant Coens.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-07•27mins
#21

2025.05.06: Podcast Title*

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tik Tok fines, first-party spoilers, staying out of the conversation, great games with low staying power, James Cameron's The Fall Guy, Summer box office, and an in depth look at the NBA playoffs.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-06•25mins
#22

2025.05.05: Secretariat's Come Back

Burnie and Ashley discuss Skype's demise, long distance calling, Secretariat's 2025 dominance, movie tariffs, billionaire giveaways, Epic vs Apple, YouTube, Steam, and barriers to entry. Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-05•24mins
#23

BONUS 2025.05.02: Robert Rodriguez

Drop in midstream on a conversation between Burnie and legendary director Robert Rodriguez, the man behind the Desperado, Spy Kids, Sin City, and Dusk Till Dawn franchises. Robert drops by to discuss his latest endeavor in the film world: Brass Knuckle Films. Find an extended version of this podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-02•1hr 7mins

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#24

2025.05.02: Very Very Frightening

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's birthday plans, duty-free temptation, The Terminal, Tom Hanks, Finch, being in the crosshairs of public ire, MCU end credit letdowns, sex work economic indicators, married couple finances, timing the tariff market, Clair Obscur, and learning to forgive.Special Bonus Episode Later Today!

2025-05-02•28mins
#25

2025.05.01: Enough Dimes

Burnie and Ashley discuss the search for a new Tesla CEO, Waymo's Toyota deal, Uber ratings, recession numbers, faking full shelves, dropping dimes, counting for money, robot marathons, secret AI invasions, and moonlighting 13 times.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-05-01•27mins
#26

2025.04.30: Blaming Lag

Burnie and Ashley discuss environmental relativity, jet lag, noise cancelling, Mount Fuji rescue, trade deficit records, trade deals for everyone but the US, Brexit lessons, Split Fiction, Sydney Sweeney, Thunderbolts reviews, and the Take It Down Act.

2025-04-30•30mins
#27

2025.04.29: Digging Deep

Burnie and guest host Becca discuss her current fundraising campaign for the Leukemia & Lymphoma society. Burnie continues his never ending quest to discover where all the Girl Scout cookie money goes.

2025-04-29•26mins
#28

2025.04.28: Now Pronouncing

Burnie and Blaine Gibson continue their grand tradition of spilling the tea on the beautiful wedding ceremonies of their friends. They also talk about the NFL Draft, Shadeur Sanders, Slate trucks, stealth brands, and Blaine gets with the program.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-28•36mins
#29

2025.04.25: Steve Jacksons All The Way Down

Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 pre-orders, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Robin Williams and dangerous animals, Steve Jackson working with Steve Jackson, Fyre Festival 2, Hawk Tuah market prices, Sinners, Australian twins in sync, the freaky nature of identical genetics, and crazy genetic experiments.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-25•28mins
#30

2025.04.24: Physical Backup

Ashley and special guest Jon Risinger discuss trailer strategy, press screenings, Daredevil, Severance, Wednesday, release windows, Sinners, media ownership, Plex servers, swimming with sharks, people getting dumber, animals staying dumber, YouTube's anniversary, Google anti-trust, Switch 2's Japanese demand, Pokémon Scarlet, and lockdown timing.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-24•33mins
#31

2025.04.23: Chaotic Neutral Horse Girls

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Oblivion remake, Finn's great day, Blue Prince end game, The Outer Wilds, Elder Scrolls VI, The Oblivion remake, Oblivion's legacy, the Morning Somewhere Financial Podcast, horse girls vs motorcycle girls, the Tesla profits crater, China's thorium reactor, and Sydney Sweeney American Hero.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-23•27mins
#32

2025.04.22: Tech Taste Test

Burnie and Kerry Shawcross talk about his blind gmaing guides, Metroidvania, Switch Taste Tests, Ashley's cameo, Pope Francis's death, the fall of empires according to Jimmy Carr, a filled-up brain, the Millenial Saint, no new RWBY news, some old RWBY news, and what Kerry is working on these days.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-22•31mins
#33

2025.04.21: Shush Shush Stab

Burnie and Ashley discuss Scott's Patreon success, 420 Easter, Minecraft stabbings, Chicken Jockey, Hollywood's latest obsession, Blue Prince, notepad games, shushing at theaters, Star Wars game vs Star Wars movies, Grifball, Switch 2 pre-order date, suspended food inspections, Japan considers cutting auto safety standards, Texas nixes car inspections, politeness costs, and being nice to rich space tourists. Extended version of this podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-21•25mins
#34

2025.04.18: Pretty Pretty Pretty Good Friday

Burnie and Ashley discuss Good Friday, putting the Fed on blast, Mario Kart Direct, Ryan Gosling's Star Wars, turning down the dream, Fantastic Four's trailer, the easiest MCU roles, life on K2-18b, and turning an OK Friday into a Good Friday.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-18•22mins
#35

2025.04.17: One Minute At A Time

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fed's hard line, Fyre Festival 2 cancelled, anime figures destroyed by US Customs, Rule 34, 4chan, Homestar Runner, 3/4 inch tapes, a microwave tangent, George RR Martin's lifetime curse, and how many words per day to write a novel.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-17•24mins
#36

2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries

Burnie and Ashley discuss screw down battery covers, the Burns family rechargeable nightmare, the American constitutional meltdown, 4chan's shutdown, the worst room in your house, Oblivion leaks, and what game would you want remade? Bonus: Scott heads to Patreon.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-16•27mins
#37

2025.04.15: Waymo Than You Realize

Burnie and Ashley discuss US Tax Day, the drop of American tourism, Apple Maps, Katy Perry in space, biggest rivals, Waymo, angel investing, Shark Tank, Mark Cuban: nice billionaire, and Judge Judy's easiest case.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-15•23mins
#38

2025.04.14: Turns Out There Were Some More Of Us

Burnie and Ashley discuss Last Of Us Season 2's premiere, Bella mixups, economic uncertainty, tariff exemption rug pulls, Blue Prince, Balatro, Outer Wilds, Mythic Quest cancelled, changing published episodes, Ashley's minivan renaissance, outsmarting copyright, selfie libraries, stupid short form trends, Black Mirror, and a news lightning round.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-14•25mins
#39

2025.04.11: CHUD Money

Burnie and Scott talk about all the lastest trends and solutions to our ongoing societal issues... j/k they talk about people who live underground and want to steal your money. Extended version on the site. Extended version of this podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-11•38mins
#40

2025.04.10: Edgar Suit

Burnie and Ashley discuss Kingpin, non-ferrous trash collection methods, location scouting, the market whiplash, outsider trading allegations, boring ass bonds got exciting, Tesla sales illegal in their home state, Switch 2, China's possible movie ban, Marvel Rival tariffs, and what is better as a series or a movie.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-10•27mins
#41

2025.04.09: Sweet Tea

Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff reactions, Razer stops laptop sales, Apple flies iPhones, Finn's first baseball game, how baseball has changed since Burnie last went, high priced snacks, Sweet Tea, Ice Tea slime, Ashley's default tip level, Dire Wolf de-extinctification, Wooly Mammoths, and rolling it back.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-09•28mins
#42

2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us

Burnie and Ashley discuss the NCAA Championship game, timing the last three minutes, Last of Us Season 2, splitting source material, Last of Us Part II's polarizing reputation, Pedro Pascal's handsomeness, Project Hail Mary, sci-fi aesthetics, GTA VI, and when the need for the sequels ends.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-08•27mins
#43

2025.04.07: Brace Positions

Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's woeful outlook, circuit breakers, Wolf of Wall Street, Black Monday 1987, Paul Volker, Nintendo's Switch 2 punt, the Tron Ares trailer [ends at 15:59], Leto Shock, Minecratft's huge weekend, unruly audiences, Minecraft is for everyone, special cameo review, and Burnie breaks down the NCAA Championship. Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-07•27mins
#44

2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion

Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's miserable day, evolving stories, picking a fight with everyone, CinemaCon, email auto-repsonders, Superman's clip, Project Hail Mary, diehard holdouts, economic tea leaves, the Yankee Candle COVID indicator, and Robert Downey Jr's long awaited return to the movies he was just in.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-04•24mins
#45

2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Switch 2, Big Emoji, GenZ's parent sex problem, guys vs houseplants, reciprocal tariffs, stagflation, male living spaces, hot judgement, Turnip Island, tanuki, and being a real gamer in the eyes of Nintendo.

2025-04-03•33mins
#46

2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie Right, studios supporting artists, is this your card, blaming the pandemic on stuff in 2025, Jason Statham is A Working Man, Crank, Speed, Burnie gets defensive about Elon Musk , dark timelines, betting on hardware, and losing bets. Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-02•27mins
#47

2024.04.01: High Rules

Burnie and Ashley discuss delayed April Fools gotchas, delayed flights thanks to DOGE, are air traffic controllers considered ground crew, getting the time, games on tape, and is Pokemon Nintendo?Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-04-01•19mins
#48

2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues

Burnie and Ashley discuss building your device, Wi-Fi on the airplane, Aberdeen Airport construction, Nintendo's lack of a backup plan, Switch 2, WiiU, Super Mario Run, Austin construction, Witchbrook, Adobe Creative Cloud, Room Tone, Cool Edit, and compatibility issues in 2025.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-03-31•25mins
#49

2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker

Burnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced shrines, harsh language, bad symbols, falling for AI buddies, and the concept of Longevity Escape Velocity.Support our podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-03-28•22mins
#50

2025.03.27: Time To Burger

Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in the machine, After Midnight canceled, and The Longhorns' brutal coaching change.Extended version of this podcast at: the link dump visit: merch, check out:

2025-03-27•19mins

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