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Here Comes The Guillotine

ByGlobal
100 episodes

Podcast Summary

Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way. For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: [email protected]

#1

Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 2

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Edinburgh's Playhouse with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd and very special guest, Fern Brady...

2025-06-01•50mins
#2

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie II

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-05-28•10mins
#3

Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 1

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Edinburgh's Playhouse with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd...

2025-05-25•44mins
#4

The Mailbag: The Death Threat Charts

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-05-21•11mins
#5

Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 2

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Glasgow's SEC Armadillo with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd and special guest, Des Clarke...

2025-05-18•50mins
#6

The Mailbag: I Am Done with This World

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-05-14•13mins
#7

Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 1

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Glasgow's SEC Armadillo with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd...

2025-05-11•53mins
#8

The Mailbag: What Are You Going to Add to the Conversation?

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-05-07•23mins

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#9

The Perfected Self

This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

2025-05-04•1hr 2mins
#10

The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-04-30•17mins
#11

Frankie & Christopher’s Diorama

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

2025-04-27•41mins
#12

The Mailbag: I’m Not Chris. I’m Christopher MacArthur-Boyd!

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-04-23•21mins
#13

The Doom Drone

This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

2025-04-20•34mins
#14

The Mailbag: Being Working Class is a Superpower

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-04-16•18mins
#15

A Redundant Offer of Optimism

This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about WWE, Mao and Willy Wonka...

2025-04-13•39mins
#16

The Mailbag: The Spectrum of Light and Shade of Glasgow’s Culinary Palette

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-04-09•27mins
#17

Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 2

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Aberdeen with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd and special guest, Glenn Wool...

2025-04-06•49mins
#18

The Mailbag: Always Be Suspicious of a Man's Version

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-04-02•14mins
#19

The Soaking Consultant

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about trains, soup and ADHD tests...

2025-03-30•1hr 1mins
#20

The Mailbag: In The Mood for Love

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

2025-03-26•26mins
#21

Piglets, Oinks & Grunters

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Scottish football, clzy therapy and Protestantism...

2025-03-23•1hr 2mins
#22

The Mailbag: A Depressing Podcast

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-03-19•22mins
#23

Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 1

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Aberdeen with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd...Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...

2025-03-16•49mins

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#24

The Mailbag: Lessons on the Guillotine

This podcast contains explicit language, discussions on suicide and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now... When life is difficult, Samaritans are here – day or night, 365 days a year. Visit www.samaritans.org to find your nearest branch.

2025-03-12•19mins
#25

Love Me or Lump Me

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...

2025-03-09•36mins
#26

The Mailbag: Christopher’s Humanist Perspective

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-03-05•17mins
#27

Warm Hands, Cold Heart

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Country music, dogs and restaurants...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...

2025-03-02•55mins
#28

The Mailbag: You’ve Been Animal Manned

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-26•16mins
#29

Negativity, Misery and Horror

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Barcelona, tourism and clowns...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-23•51mins
#30

The Mailbag: What is This Colonisation?

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-19•13mins
#31

The Glass Coffin

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Baby Reindeer, Russia and Complaining...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-16•1hr 0mins
#32

The Mailbag: Spoilers for Baldur’s Gate 3

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-12•20mins
#33

The Best of The Past Year

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine with award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, you'll hear some of your favourite bits from the past year of Guillotine...

2025-02-09•47mins
#34

The Mailbag: Please Go to Places Before You Die

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-05•16mins
#35

Pretty Much, I Hate You

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, an extended Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-02-02•46mins
#36

The Mailbag: Golden Retrievers Are Very Into Magic

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-29•17mins
#37

How To Help Mother Earth

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about football, worst haircuts and private schools...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-26•42mins
#38

The Mailbag: The Reason Is You Don’t Care

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-22•15mins
#39

A Mouse Tale

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Middle Class, the FBI and monkeys...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-19•47mins
#40

The Mailbag: I Only Listen to This To Be Alienated

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-15•25mins
#41

The French Method of Life

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about gig etiquette, the assisted dying bill and super guns...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-12•1hr 11mins
#42

The Mailbag: The Worst Inside Job of All Time

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-08•14mins
#43

Frankie’s Unfortunate Role

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about stage names, fascism and moving flats...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-05•43mins
#44

The Mailbag: Sluiced By Your Neighbour

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2025-01-01•18mins
#45

The Slide Into Oblivion

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Russia, football and look ahead to 2025...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2024-12-29•51mins
#46

The Boxing Day Mailbag: I Loathe It's A Wonderful Life

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, The Boxing Day Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2024-12-25•17mins
#47

The Christmas Day Episode

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this very special Christmas Day episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd bring you some Christmas doom and gloom...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2024-12-24•1hr 8mins
#48

The Christmas Mailbag: Red Hot Sewage

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine: The Christmas Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2024-12-22•17mins
#49

The Mailbag: Time 'Ra Starting XI

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected] Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2024-12-18•27mins
#50

The Pink Leash

This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Scottish politics, living in the countryside and dogs...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...

2024-12-15•52mins

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