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Help I Sexted My Boss

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573 episodes

Podcast Summary

In "Help I Sexted My Boss," hosts William Hanson and Jordan North navigate the chaotic waters of modern life with humor and candor, seamlessly blending their contrasting backgrounds—William’s polished etiquette expertise and Jordan’s relatable charm. The podcast stands out with its unique premise: listeners submit their most embarrassing mishaps, particularly those involving digital communication gone awry. With an array of well-known guests, including comedians and social media influencers, the show dives into everything from the pitfalls of sexting to navigating workplace faux pas. Episodes are filled with uproarious anecdotes, insightful advice, and the kind of banter that makes you feel like a part of their friendship. Whether you’re seeking laughter or a dose of life lessons, this podcast delivers both in spades, reminding us all that we’re not alone in our cringeworthy moments. Tune in for an unforgettable ride through the hilarity and absurdity of contemporary communication.

#1

Help I’m In A New York Travel Tavern

Coming to you live from New York City - it’s William Hanson! But don’t worry, Jordan North is still here - he’s in London. We’re pulling out all the stops for our first transatlantic recording, and the boys are ready to tackle your worldwide dilemmas concerning dirty housemates, how to seat odd numbers of dinner guests, and what to say to the postman when he catches you in the middle of waxing a private area.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted

2025-06-03•57mins
#2

Hairy Bums, Ben’s Fan Club and Silver Sexters

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any madder… someone has floated the idea of starting a fan club for Producer Ben. But the real question is - what on earth would you call it? Meanwhile, the boys also receive a brilliantly specific bit of expert advice on how much effort one should go to when preparing their posterior for a medical appointment. Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted

2025-05-30•25mins
#3

Help I Shagged My Pupil’s Dad

After all the excitement over William’s new hat it’s now time for the next phase of his life. His suit era. Not to be outdone, Jordan reveals he’s joined a very elite club that sounds a bit like a cult. The boys then get to answering your everyday dilemmas involving naughty children, STIs and relationships with your pupil's parent.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted

2025-05-27•48mins
#4

Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends

The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.saily.com/sexted

2025-05-23•32mins
#5

Help I’ve Got A Fuzzy Peach

William Hanson is very excited to be hard launching his new hat, but will it receive the Jordan North seal of approval? The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding how to ask about a promised birthday present that never materialised and what the etiquette is for preparing your nether regions ahead of an inspection from a health care professional.Download the SAILY app AND use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase.

2025-05-20•49mins
#6

The Ultimate Divorce Playlist, Senior G&Divas and Nature's Stress Balls

William and Jordan are sharing your suggestions for the ultimate divorce playlist, including some lovely singing from the boys. Jordan has a suggestion for dyslexics playing Scrabble, William's delving into the podcast comments and at what age does a G&Diva become a senior listener?Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at

2025-05-16•24mins
#7

Help They’ve Ruined My Crêpe Suzette

William’s had a week of highs and lows. After being featured in another celeb TikTok he then finds himself crashing back down to earth after a pudding based disaster. Jordan then adds the cherry on top by revealing he’s about to let William down in a titanic way. The boys then get to helping with your dilemmas involving the mysterious art of ‘Wolf-bagging’ and how to tell your parents to stop being amorous when you’re in the house.Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at

2025-05-13•54mins
#8

Evita, Air Fryers and Horny Ben

The boys once again delve into your responses and receive a very Sexted themed jingle for ‘International Cock Or Ball’. There’s also an official adjudication on whether you should ever pre-heat an air fryer from our resident expert Jonathan Vernon-Smith, and things get a little bit uncomfortable in the studio after a G&Diva’s comment gets Producer Ben horny.Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at

2025-05-09•32mins

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#9

Help He Violated My Toothbrush

BIG NEWS. William is thinking of getting a hat. Yes, he does have one already. No, the Fedora doesn't count. After Jordan recounts the highs and lows from the team day out at Burnley away to Queens Park Rangers the boys get down to solving your dilemmas regarding how to choose which mates birthday you should attend when they fall on the same day and how to get over being told you look like you're old enough to be your best friend's father.Download SAILY in your app store and use our code SEXTED at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase. Further details can be found at

2025-05-06•50mins
#10

Ben's Travel Diary, Scrapbooks and Bad Luck

It's the moment we've all have been waiting for... Producer Ben's travel diaries! Strap in for some wild* tales from Ben's travels across South America last year. Not to be outdone, William has brought in his scrapbook from when he was five and it turns out to be the most 'William' thing ever. The boys also receive a piece of correspondence which has huge ramifications for International Cock or Ball fans.*the term 'wild' is used here sarcastically.

2025-05-02•30mins
#11

Help He’s Growing A Mullet

Jordan’s rocking a “trendy” new haircut, and it’s safe to say William is not impressed. Last week after William’s Jolly Joke, Jordan tries his hand at an Etiquettemology on a completely unexpected topic. Plus, one G&Diva faces a creepy dilemma when they discover their face on someone else’s walls.

2025-04-29•45mins
#12

Burnley, Viral Twins and Ben Is Dull

With Burnley back in the Premier League next season, Jordan's keen to celebrate, and somehow William is also in the mood to probe the promotion. The boys also explore what the podcast might sound like if they were identical twins and there's unfortunate news on the horizon for the podcast's Crossed Wires show as giant rats have been spotted around Sheffield.

2025-04-25•32mins
#13

Help He Tinkled On My Toes

William attempts a Jolly Joke of the Week, though some censorship may have taken the edge off. Jordan brings not one, but two unwanted bathroom updates (that honestly, we wish he hadn’t). G&Diva dilemmas come in thick and fast, including a communal shower tinkler on the loose, and a cautionary tale about why you should always read the fine print on your lube.

2025-04-22•37mins
#14

Scrapbooks, Serial Killer Stains and Searching For Davinder

Jordan’s love for spotless garments is thrown into question when a listener reveals some killer information about his beloved Shout Wipes. Meanwhile, William brings in some beautifully handwritten letters that gets Jordan unexpectedly emotional. And the boys do their best to help a G&Diva shooting his shot at 30,000 feet.

2025-04-18•21mins
#15

Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail

Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail.

2025-04-15•48mins
#16

Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking

Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour.

2025-04-11•19mins
#17

Help My Poo Ruined Pudding

There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party.

2025-04-08•42mins
#18

Pranks, Priests and Food Swings

The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet.

2025-04-04•27mins
#19

Help I’m Going To Be A Star

There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places.

2025-04-01•41mins
#20

Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches

William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends.

2025-03-28•24mins
#21

Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger

There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases.

2025-03-25•45mins
#22

Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review

Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about.

2025-03-21•27mins
#23

Help We're Getting Smashed

It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat.

2025-03-18•55mins

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#24

Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball

The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard.

2025-03-14•25mins
#25

Help It Squirted In My Eye

William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way.

2025-03-11•39mins
#26

Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe

There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesday’s episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s.

2025-03-07•26mins
#27

Help I’m Lady Garden

Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Meanwhile, there’s debate over the proper etiquette for addressing an unfortunately named baroness, and Jordan shares some explicit audio from his physio session, let’s just say, he’s never gone deeper.

2025-03-04•46mins
#28

Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong

Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s passive-aggressiveness seems to be spreading - especially to Wendy. And the boys get their creative juices flowing as they dream up their ideal last names.

2025-02-28•32mins
#29

Help He Keeps Licking My Toes

Things heat up in the studio as Jordan reminisces about a romantic teenage fling in Tenerife and reveals his latest true crime obsession, fuelled by a very dark figure. Meanwhile, William is feeling frosty, recalling his cursed skiing holidays and firing off a classic passive-aggressive text. Plus, the boys are on hand to help our G&Divas with their dilemmas including a very enthusiastic dog with a love for toes.

2025-02-25•48mins
#30

Career Changes, Playlist Problems and Noisy Neighbours

The boys are gearing up for another road trip, but Jordan has a few musical ground rules before they hit the road. Plenty of G&Divas have been in touch about their career changes including one with a fiery new skill! William isn’t the only one dealing with loud neighbours, as one listener battles a sleepless night, and Jordan’s car crash ick has been tried, tested and confirmed.

2025-02-21•21mins
#31

Help I’ve Got A Huge Wadge

William’s Etiquettimology is flush with facts as Jordan discovers the true meaning of his name. In the midst of his newfound mid-thirties crisis, Jordan is embracing the power of “no,” while William juggles swiping through his dating app matches and keeping up with a towering stack of handwritten letters.

2025-02-18•51mins
#32

Chat Up Lines, Courting Catastrophes and Creamy Endings

Love is in the air as the boys get their gladrags on (well, one of them does) and dive into their first date. Will sparks fly or is it a recipe for disaster? Jordan sets the mood with his finest chat-up lines and corned beef hash (a Northern aphrodisiac, apparently), while William puckers up for a creamy explosion.

2025-02-14•26mins
#33

Help I've Got Clunch On My Halfzip

Jordan’s battling a “mid-thirties” crisis with a trip back to Burnley, while William’s off to Sweden (Voooodpecker!) for his grand debut on Swedish TV. Meanwhile, the boys tackle your dating dilemmas like, is asking a date to bail you out of jail a red flag? And how do you orchestrate a date between two friends who, let’s just say, seem suspiciously familiar?

2025-02-11•50mins
#34

Irritating Icks, Immaculate Lavatories, and Impending Izzy

The boys are dishing out their verdicts on the G&Divas' icks, and who’d have thought it, they’ve added a few of their own to the list. The prestigious 2024 Loo Awards have been announced, and somehow, Mikey might have had a hand in the winning toilet. Plus, we hear about the wildest career U-turn and brace ourselves for a seriously sassy storm.

2025-02-07•25mins
#35

Help I Witnessed A Muff Drying

William tackles his noisy neighbour problem with a masterfully written passive-aggressive text, while Jordan has suggested a sex toy ban (). The boys relive the highs and lows of their cottaging trip, including a sauna visit that revealed more than expected. Plus, G&Diva dilemmas bring us a heartwarming love story and a questionable use for the gym hairdryer.

2025-02-04•44mins
#36

Fancy Gays, Fighting Fines and Ben's Big Load

Snuggle up because it’s story time featuring a dramatic reading of a very special book about a boy called Ben and his… enormous load. Like Jordan, a G&Diva is facing a battle with the bin police, and Tom Allen coins a new term that fits William to a tee.

2025-01-31•26mins
#37

Help I Got Pied Off For A Steak Bake

Jordan is back to his northern roots with a star return at Turf Moor, but he’s not the only one in the spotlight, William’s fresh from his glittering solo tour. The boys dive into G&Diva dilemmas, featuring a “skincare” gadget mix-up and a steak bake ultimatum.

2025-01-28•46mins
#38

Cottaging, Cremations and Car Crashes

The boys are off on their annual cottaging trip, but before they head out, they’re playing judge and jury, deciding which G&Diva confessions deserve judgment. One G&Diva finds themselves in the hot seat after an unfortunate turn of phrase, and Jordan reveals the car crash behaviors that give him the ick.

2025-01-24•23mins
#39

Help William’s Got A Hard Out

William has a sweet and salty surprise for Jordan’s tastebuds in the studio. The boys realise they’re both hardened criminals after Jordan’s run-in with the bin police, and a listener’s spicy story about a classical banger has everyone feeling a little... uncomposed.

2025-01-21•46mins
#40

Fierce Feuds, Foreign Foods and The Fister

The boys have received a late Fistmas gift - let’s just say it’s a handful. They run through their 2025 ins and outs, covering everything from laser pens, iglooing and potato peelers. William’s obsession with melon and ham reaches new heights with a deep dive into its history, and it seems our sticky-fingered studio neighbours are back to their old tricks.

2025-01-17•26mins
#41

Help We’re Pushing Ben’s Big Button

After what feels like a month of avoiding each other, the boys are finally reunited! Since their last episode, they’ve jetted off to New York... at different times, caught Sunset Boulevard, and one of them even rescued a dog (old news, we know). As they catch up, they tackle a few G&Diva dilemmas, including how to break the news that a friend’s “special” ointment has been recalled and the horror of waking up stark naked… in your parents’ bed. And once again, Ben is wrestling his way onto the podcast with the help of a special red button.

2025-01-14•48mins
#42

Help There’s A Sausage Roll In Santa’s Sack

It’s the Sexted Christmas Special, and the only way to celebrate is with a three-way Secret Santa! But, surprise surprise, someone might’ve left the gift shopping to the last minute (no fingers pointed... yet). Meanwhile, the G&Divas have sent in their festive dilemmas, like: is there etiquette for reheating leftovers?

2024-12-24•44mins
#43

Festive Fails, Fancy Fa-La-Las, and Christmassy Feels

Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner.

2024-12-20•31mins
#44

Help I Got Sixty-Blinded

Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details.

2024-12-17•37mins
#45

Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers

William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance!

2024-12-13•33mins
#46

Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear

There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo.

2024-12-10•52mins
#47

Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings

William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!)

2024-12-06•22mins
#48

Help My Poo’s On The Loose

Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help a G&Diva dealing with a flying poo.

2024-12-03•51mins
#49

Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals

Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.

2024-11-29•23mins
#50

Help He Bashed His Bishop

Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.

2024-11-26•46mins

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