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Best Football Cliches Episodes

ByAdam Hurrey & Goalhanger
168 episodes

Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN

#1

Tom Cruise on short corners, VAR at Tesco and introducing... Dreamland

This episode kicks off with a fascinating conversation about the peculiarities of football culture, featuring high-profile names like Tom Cruise and David Beckham. It's a great introduction to the show's unique humor and perspective on the beautiful game.

2025-06-02•42m
#2

Proper clubs & 'woke pressing' with the Screen Rot Podcast

Join special guests Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell as they dive into what defines a 'proper football club'. Their insightful discussions make this episode a must-listen for anyone interested in the nuances of football culture.

2025-05-28•1h 23m
#3

The 100-minute fetish club, Love Actually in Naples, and the ultimate 'released on DVD' game

This episode is a delightful mix of humor and nostalgia, as the panel discusses everything from football rituals to memorable cinematic moments. It's perfect for listeners who appreciate the lighter side of football.

2025-05-26•49m

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#4

Marmoush's hat-trick of Etihad gasps, Messi in Mobland & what makes a 'shrewd' signing

This episode uncovers the excitement of unexpected football moments, examining both player performances and footballing logic. It's a great entry point for fans wanting to explore the quirky side of football analysis.

2025-05-21•47m
#5

The Dean Henderson Final, Scottish police enganches & the hitman criteria

Delve into feel-good football stories while enjoying witty commentary on the absurdities of the sport. This episode blends humor with heartwarming narratives, making it a great pick for new listeners.

2025-05-19•58m
#6

The Football Cliches Quiz XIX: Not The Top 20

Engage in a fun-filled quiz format that tests football knowledge while offering plenty of laughs. This episode is perfect for listeners who love interactive content and enjoy a challenge.

2025-05-15•1h 43m
#7

Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with Rudi Voller

This episode offers a cultural exploration of football, featuring discussions about iconic matches and their impact. It's ideal for fans looking to connect football with broader cultural themes.

2025-05-07•56m
#8

Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listeners' loves & hates

This episode features listener contributions that highlight the quirks and joys of football fandom. It's a relatable and engaging listen for anyone who has ever been passionate about the sport.

2025-04-30•59m
#9

Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker

In this thought-provoking episode, the panel tackles footballing myths and memories, adding a layer of depth to the discussions. It's perfect for listeners who enjoy dissecting the game beyond the surface.

2025-04-21•50m
#10

Prince William's punditry, TNT's 'hipster gunk' and a gift from the Keys & Gray gods

This episode humorously critiques modern football commentary and the absurdities of media coverage. It's a lighthearted yet insightful listen for new fans looking to understand football's media landscape.

2025-04-15•53m