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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

ByChris Distefano
226 episodes

Podcast Summary

Dive into the chaotic world of "Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos," where humor meets unfiltered conversation! Join comedian Chris Distefano as he navigates through life’s absurdities, tackling everything from the Spanish Inquisition to personal stories that are both relatable and hilarious. Each episode brings a fresh perspective as Chris invites a variety of guests, including stars like Sal Vulcano and Bobby Moynihan, who share their insights and experiences in the entertainment industry. Together, they delve into topics ranging from comedy and parenting to the quirks of everyday life, all while ensuring a good laugh. The podcast's unique blend of spontaneity, candid discussions, and Chris's infectious energy creates an atmosphere that feels like hanging out with friends. Whether you're a comedy aficionado or just looking for a lighthearted escape, "Chrissy Chaos" promises to entertain and engage with every episode. Tune in and experience the delightful madness!

#1

The Horrifying Truth About the Spanish Inquisition - Christories | History Lessons - ep 39

THIS WEEK CHRIS IS TALKING ABOUT THE SPANISH INQUISITION! The Spanish Inquisition was one of history’s most infamous religious crackdowns, kicking off in 1478 under Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand. Its original goal? To root out heresy and enforce Catholic orthodoxy, but it quickly turned into a powerful tool for social and political control. Jews, Muslims, converted Christians (called conversos), and anyone who didn’t “fit the mold” were often targets. Trials were secretive, evidence was thin, and torture was totally on the table. Even after confessing, people could still be burned at the stake. NO ONE WAS SAFE BABE! WILD crazy ways to torture and get people to confess. LGBTQ individuals and outspoken women were persecuted under vague charges like “sodomy” and “witchcraft.” Over 300 years, the Inquisition left a legacy of fear, paranoia, and thousands dead. It finally ended in 1834, but its shadow still lingers in discussions of religious oppression, systemic abuse, and, let’s be honest, the original Catholic guilt trip!! Our Sponsors:BetterHelp - Christories is brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit to get 10% off your first month.Chubbies - Your new wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code chaos at Goods - - Visit to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-06-02•33mins
#2

They Showed Up 53 Minutes Late... and Still Wanted Front Row?!

Chrissy Capitals in Albany this week at The Egg. Working out material and messing with a mother and her daughter that must've forgotten what time the show started. We had fun, BABE! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Factor - Get started at and use code chaos50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. PrizePicks - Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-05-20•32mins
#3

What You Should NEVER Say About the Pope (I Learned the Hard Way)

This week I'm Chrissy Connecticut! I performed at the College Street Music Hall and thanks to a FULL ZERO bomb on my radio call in, Donna told my Mom what I said about the Pope. Love you Mom! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Memorial Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos is Brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit to get 10% off your first month. Nutrafol - promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - Twitter - Website - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-05-13•48mins
#4

I Went To My First Daddy Daughter Dance

This week my therapy session got canceled and I aired it out on stage! Daddy Daughter dance got messy, and I came home to a sniper in the kitchen. Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe. It helps a lot! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Cremo - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-05-06•20mins
#5

What a Real Night of Comedy Looks Like Featuring Josh Johnson

What's up baby gorgeous! Tonight follow me around NYC as I work on some new material and take the stage with the great Josh Johnson! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Lightstrike - Learn more about Lightstrike at or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Prolon - Visit to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-04-29•46mins
#6

I Was Booked for a College Arena... Then Everything Got Weird

This week's material brought me as far away from my family as I could possible be in the continental united states. I'm talkin' about Pullman Washington, BABY GORGEOUS! I performed for family night at Washington State University and it would've been great if I had told people about it, but what can you do. I'm looking at it as an arena half full type situation. Positive Energy!!! Chrissy Brody Stevens! Thanks for watching every week, it means a lot! Please never make me go back to Pullman, Washington again. Like and subscribe if you feel it in your hearts and farts. WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 OUR SPONSORSNutrafol - promo code CHAOS.BlewChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping.Prize Picks - Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly afteryou play your first $5 lineup!Factor - Get started at and use code chaos50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box.Follow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - - Grady - Graphic Designer Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-04-22•44mins
#7

I Did Stand-Up in an Abandoned Grocery Store

WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 OUR SPONSORSAcorns Early - Ready to help your kids grow money skills that will last a lifetime? Just head to acornsearly.com/chaos or download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and your first month is on us!BetterHelp - This episode is sponsored by BETTER HELP. Give online therapy a try at and get on your way to being your best self.Cremo - Head to Target or Target.com to find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamont and Palo Santo scents.Prizepicks - Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - - Grady - Graphic Designer Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-04-15•45mins
#8

The Chaos Behind My Hulu Special

This week I give you a look behind the curtain of my Comedy Special taping for Hulu at the legendary Tarrytown Music Hall. We recorded it a year ago so, Mom if you're watching I'm sorry for cursing. Thank you guys so much for watching every week! Like, subscribe, and tell a friend! It really helps a lot.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 OUR SPONSORSBLUECHEW - Get your first month for FREE! Just visit for more details and thank you BLUECHEW for sponsoring the show!ACORNS - Head to or download the app to start saving money today!MUDWTR - Go to to get up to 43% off your entire order!Follow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - - Grady - Graphic Designer Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-04-08•45mins

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#9

Chris Distefano Does Clean Comedy

WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 OUR SPONSORS promo code CHAOS.Follow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - - Grady - Graphic Designer Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-04-01•53mins
#10

Chris and Tampa Tony Roast LIVE on Stage

This week's Chaos is live from Florida! It's only right that Tampa Tony came on stage and said some WILD STUFF!!! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 OUR SPONSORSCremoYou can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or HelpThis Podcast is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit to get 10% off your first month.Live GoodGo to to save 10% on your first order.Prize PicksDownload the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise - ProducerInstagram - Steve Ciccone - Videographer/EditorInstagram - - Grady - Graphic Designer Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-03-24•1hr 36mins
#11

Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the Sand

SUPPORT OUT SPONSORSFactorEat smart with Factor. Get started at and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.Blue ChewMake life easier by getting harder and discover your options at Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Tree - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-03-19•1hr 7mins
#12

How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San Francisco

From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label.Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering).SUPPORT OUT SPONSORSLightstrikeLearn more about Lightstrike at Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Nutrafol promo code CHAOS.Better HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better HelpVisit to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-03-12•1hr 4mins
#13

Are Russians The New Puerto Ricans?! | Ft Colin Quinn, Mike Birbiglia | Chris Distefano is Chaos

we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being directed by Bradley Cooper and BOMBS after he tries a risky jokeBlue ChewMake life easier by getting harder and discover your options at to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-03-04•49mins
#14

Chrissy Is Doing This One for The Algo w/ Andrew Callaghan

Support Our SponsorsBetter HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better Help GoodGo to to save 10% on your first order.🔥 Comedian Chris Distefano sits down with Andrew Callaghan (Channel 5, All Gas No Brakes) for a wild conversation about internet culture, conspiracy theories, media manipulation, comedy, and everything in between. From the dark side of social media to the truth behind Epstein, Scientology, and deep state politics, this episode is pure chaos—in the best way possible.🔹 Andrew opens up about the Bill Joyner lawsuit and the making of Deer Kelly🔹 Chris and Andrew break down the evolution of comedy, from MTV’s Guy Code to the Joe Rogan era🔹 The rise and fall of Occupy Wall Street and how the government controls social movements🔹 Cryptids, conspiracies, and Bigfoot beef—are they real, or just a psyop?🔹 The craziest drug dealers Andrew ever interviewed and the most dangerous moments filming Channel 5This is a MUST-WATCH for fans of comedy, counterculture, and deep-dive journalism. If you love Joe Rogan, Theo Von, or Tim Dillon, you’ll love this episode.⏱️ Time Stamps00:00 - Intro & Chris Roasts Andrew’s Outfit02:35 - Andrew on The Deer Kelly Controversy08:12 - Media Manipulation & Clickbait Culture14:45 - Chris’ Thoughts on Cancel Culture & Comedy Today21:30 - The Truth About Scientology & Secret Societies28:50 - Epstein, The Deep State & Government Cover-Ups35:40 - Cryptids, Conspiracies & The Weirdest Stories Andrew Has Heard42:15 - The Wild History of Samurai & Outlaws48:50 - Social Media’s Impact on Journalism & Comedy55:25 - Chris on Fatherhood & Money Buying Happiness01:02:00 - The Staten Island Debate: NYC’s Most Underrated Borough?01:09:45 - AI, The Future of Media & Are People Getting Dumber?01:17:30 - Final Thoughts & Where to Watch Andrew’s New Doc01:23:15 - Wrap-Up & Chris' Tour Dates🔔 Like, Comment & Subscribe for More!🎥 WATCH NOW and don’t forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more unfiltered chaos!UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆...

2025-02-25•1hr 25mins
#15

Chris Reveals The Backstory On How His Proposal to Jaz Went

Suppoer Our SponsorsNutrafol promo code CHAOS.BlueChew Prize PicksDownload the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!Chris shares the emotional yet hilarious details of how he proposed, from debating marriage while watching Lioness to nervously hiding the ring in his North Face jacket. Chris describes the intimate moment, involving their children in the proposal, and the unexpected relief he felt after popping the question. His signature humor shines through as he reflects on their unconventional journey—ten years, three kids, and now, finally, an engagement.00:01:03 – Chris announces his engagement to Jaz 🎉00:01:20 – Reflecting on 10 years, 3 kids, and the big moment 💍00:02:10 – The unexpected proposal while watching Lioness 🦁00:03:35 – Jaz’s hilarious reaction and Chris’s nerves 😆00:05:02 – The engagement ring panic: Almost lost in the laundry! 🧺00:07:56 – Chris involves the kids in the proposal ❤️00:09:08 – The actual proposal: Down on one knee 💕00:11:18 – The emotional aftermath: Feeling a sense of peace ✨00:21:27 – Talking wedding plans: Ceremony, bachelor party, and family 🥂00:32:55 – Chris pitches an all-guys bachelor party show 🤣00:49:40 – Reflecting on why marriage brings stability 🏡00:54:57 – Delilah’s excitement: “We’re finally a real family!” 🥰00:55:18 – Closing thoughts: The engagement journey and what’s next! 🔜UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-02-18•55mins
#16

What Movie Did Chris Get SCREWED Out Of?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano kicks this one off with a Super Bowl fever dream—congratulating both the Eagles and the Chiefs because, why not? Then it’s Hollywood nonsense, botched house hunting, and the insane idea of getting married at Madison Square Garden. September 11, 2025—be there. ChrisDComedy.comAd BreaksHello FreshGet up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at to to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-02-11•51mins
#17

Chris is Doing MSG?!?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos ft. Don Dipetta

Check out this latest episode of Chrissy Chaos featuring Chris Distefano, Sad Don, and special guests from Rawlings! Chris unboxes his custom Gold Glove live on the pod and drops TWO huge announcements—his Hulu special premiering February 21st and his Madison Square Garden show on 9/11/25! Plus, Don reflects on the entertainment industry, hilarious subway chaos, and why Chris eats like a maniac. Don't miss the laughs, the chaos, and maybe even a live meltdown—hit play now! 🎤🤣 Our SponsorsBlue Chew Ship StationGo to and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial.FactorGet started at and use code chaos50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.00:00 - Welcome to Chrissy Chaos!00:16 - Introducing Don Dipetta00:39 - Chris Unboxes His Custom Gold Glove01:28 - Big Announcements: Hulu Special & MSG Show02:15 - Why Chris Chose 9/11 for His MSG Show03:00 - Don’s Self-Hate & Throwing Away Memorabilia04:06 - Don’s Birthday Dinner & Life Crisis06:32 - Saving Don: What’s Next for Him?08:06 - Chris Calls Bobby Lee to Set the Record Straight10:14 - NYC Subway Chaos & Homeless Encounters14:04 - Wildest Homeless Insults Ever19:05 - Don’s Streak of Subway Insanity21:44 - Chris' Solution for NYC Crime24:07 - Knicks Game Promo & The 9/11 Shirt Debacle27:20 - Planning a Madison Square Garden Promo28:44 - Chris' Gold Glove Awards & Bernie Williams30:04 - The Bills Super Bowl Bet Gone Wrong34:40 - Super Bowl Ticket Prices & NFL Lottery39:11 - Chris’ Wild Eating Habits Exposed45:22 - The Bread Zone: Chris’ Bakery Idea50:05 - Why Chris Orders for the Whole Table52:14 - Italian Restaurants Are Confused by Chris55:08 - Chris is About to Explode 💩UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-02-04•57mins
#18

Chris Tells Sonya Deville He's Basically a Lesbian

WWE superstar Sonya Deville joins Chrissy Chaos for a wild, unfiltered conversation about life in the ring, the Royal Rumble, and stepping into the spotlight without Vince McMahon. They dive into Sonya’s marriage, step-parenting, and the chaos of balancing WWE and real life. Chrissy jokes about basically being a lesbian, grappling fears, and why he wants cauliflower ears without fighting. Plus, they break down WWE’s explosive success, the Northeast vs. everywhere else, and why Sonya thinks these are the "good old days."SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!!!Nutrafol promo code CHAOS.Better HelpVisit to get 10% off your first month.Live GoodGo to to save 10% on your first order.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-01-30•1hr 12mins
#19

Adam Rowe’s Lazy Eye Is Stronger Than Your Dad’s Legs

In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chrissy dives into the wild world of British accents with Liverpool’s funniest export, Adam Rowe. They break down how UK accents change drastically between cities, why Liverpool hates being called "English," and the bizarre cultural quirks that make Brits so different from Americans. Adam also shares stories about drinking Guinness instead of eating, chaotic comedy club experiences, and the legendary Hot Water Comedy Club. Packed with laughs, chaos, and a whole lot of Scouse pride, this episode is a hilarious clash of British and American cultures!ShipstationGo to and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE trial.BlueChew PrizePicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-01-21•1hr 25mins
#20

We Ask Another Brit Who The Hell Robbie Williams Is w/ Russell Howard

British Invasion continues! 🇬🇧 Chrissy sits down with UK comedy legend Russell Howard to figure out WHO the heck Robbie Williams is, why British people don’t have peanut allergies, and why Chris might be a German lesbian. 😂 Buckle up for chaos, culture clashes, and nonstop laughs!Support Our SponsorsProlonGo to for 15% off!AcornsHead to or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today!Better HelpThis show is sponsored by Better HelpVisit to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-01-14•1hr 11mins
#21

Who The F Is Robbie Williams?! w/ Romesh Ranganathan | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 201

Ranganathan comes by and tells us who Robbie Williams is, full backstory and Chris realizes his dream is to be Robbie Williams big in the UK. Chris lets Romesh in on how truly chaotic his life is and how much of a disaster his day to day can be because he's Chrissy Chaos and every episode needs to showcase that the kid is nuts. Support Our Sponsors!! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2025-01-07•1hr 16mins
#22

SteveWillDoIt Stops By, Did Chrissy Bomb on Rogan AGAIN?!? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Contemplates if he bombed on Rogan as the episode FINALLY (we hope) comes out today, he's joined by SteveWillDoIt for a minue who gifts the featured comic on Chris' Miami show a FAT WADDA CASH , then Chris relfects on 2024, says some thank yous and looks forward to a big year ahead.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-12-31•48mins
#23

Chris Is Moving BACK to Staten Island?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris has a mental breakdown contemplating a move back to Staten Island, questions if he's an alcoholic because he's had a sip of wine everyday for a month, tries to buy Producer John out of their Superbowl bet, and over the course of the episode you'll see Chrissy get hammered off of two glasses of wine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Ad BreaksProlon Go to for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-12-24•48mins

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#24

Chrissy vs All The Haters in His Comments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

2 weeks ago Chris recorded an episode that legit almost took down the podcast with how much you pigs hated it, well he is starting this one off HOTTTTT and out for blood going off on all of you who hated on him!! We also update the Bills offer for John, Chris talks meeting Cobra Kai bros and we just have a good old time on the podcast. Cool?Unbound MerinoHead over to where new customers can use our code CHAOS for 10% off of their order!Tecovas on the perfect gift by visiting to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CHAOS at checkout. Better HelpThis podcast is sponsored by Better HelpVisit today to get 10% off your first month.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-12-17•1hr 7mins
#25

Joe DeRosa Thinks New York City is DEAD!!! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Joe DeRosa comes by to tell us why he hates New York City, how the landlords should just give us homes for free because we are piggies waiting to be fed, talks about HOTTTYYYY Luigi, and a whole bunch of other stuff. He's also kind of hungover which makes for an interesting dynamic.Unbound MerinoHead over to where new customers can use our code CHAOS for 10% off of their order!Marley SpoonThis holiday season, give the gift of great, personalized food with Marley Spoon.. Head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS for up to 27 FREE meals! AuraSave on the perfect gift by visiting to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code CHAOS at checkout. Green ChefGo to and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-12-12•1hr 6mins
#26

Chris Mukbangs a Wisconsin Pancake House | Ep. 197 | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

recorded live in a Wisconsin pancake house, chaos and comedy collide! 🍴 From unexpected menu surprises to hilarious anecdotes about life, family, and food culture, Chris serves up his signature unfiltered humor alongside a stack of laughs. Plus, the crew dives into topics like comedy club meals, airport run-ins, and why everyone needs pancakes for the table. Morgan and Morgan or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. UnCommon Goods 50% off your first order, head to and use code CHAOS. KiWiCoGet up to 50% off your first crate at with promo code CHAOSUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-12-03•58mins
#27

Chris is Becoming a Fighter | Ep. 196

Chris learns all about Joshua Block aka "World of T-Shirts", he vents about paying people based on percentages, updates the amount of bowel movements tampa tony has made in the new american regime, tries to figure out what to do with Chrissy Chaos and then we ask Chris to go over in detail all of his different phases and fads.Uncommon Goods LifeGo to for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-11-26•1hr 8mins
#28

Chris Is Trying To Find CORN In Salt Lake City | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one.SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSUncommon Goods Tecovas and Morgan or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Green ChefGo to and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months!UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-11-19•42mins
#29

JB Smoove Talks Real Life Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris and JB Smoove dive into stories about doing commercials with Carmelo Anthony, their best (and worst) bald icons, and JB’s unconventional journey from comedy clubs to Curb Your Enthusiasm. JB dishes out wisdom on staying positive, his vegan lifestyle, and the art of bringing big energy to every room. Plus, Chris and JB make a pact to go vegan until Christmas—NYC better watch out!SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSHUELTry Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at BLACK and use code CHAOSKiWiCoGet up to 50% off your first crate at with promo code CHAOSUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-11-12•1hr 38mins
#30

Who Is Tampa Tony Voting For Today?! | Election Special | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more!SmallsFor 50% off your first order, head to and use code CHAOS. Mint MobileCut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at and Morgan or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. GametimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-11-05•1hr 19mins
#31

Is Jeff Arcuri Technically One of The Bachelors??

this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy.Support Our SponsorsGreen ChefGo to and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months!KiWiCoGet up to 50% off your first crate at with promo code CHAOSPrize PicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-29•1hr 2mins
#32

Casey Rocket Talks Kill Tony, Grimace and ROBO TRIPPIN' | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 191

Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious. Support Our SponsorsTecovas Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at Help and MorganUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-22•42mins
#33

How OZEMPIC Saved My Life w/ Annie Lederman | Chris Distefao is Chrissy Chaos

Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb bracelet nightmares, and even Amish elbow fetishes. Don’t miss this chaotic episode packed with laughs, real-life confessions, and outrageous stories!Jack Black and use code CHAOSProlonGo to for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program.KiWiCoGet up to 50% off your first crate at with promo code CHAOSGameTimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-15•1hr 14mins
#34

Adam Ray's REAL Name?? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep.

This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush, and some Dr. Phil quick hits.SmallsFor 50% off your first order, head to and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Mint MobileCut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-10-08•1hr 7mins
#35

Why Eric Adams is Under Investigation (And Chrissy Has Some Theories) w/ Hannah Berner

Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!). Don't miss their candid takes on balancing comedy careers, haunted houses, and New York nostalgia—all wrapped up in their signature chaotic humor. Tune in for laughter, insights, and plenty of NYC flavor!Support Our SponsorsHuelTry Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at Fuel your best performance with Huel today!''Tecovas PicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOSKiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at with promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-30•1hr 51mins
#36

Chris Is Cooking His MEAT In His Sauna?! ft. Gianni Paolo | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaps

Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek behind the curtain of Hollywood fame.Support Our SponsorsJack Black and use code CHAOSMorgan and Morgan or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at with promo code CHAOS. Mint MobileCut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-23•1hr 17mins
#37

Getting Your Car WRECKED & House DESTROYED By a Tree IN ONE WEEK | Chris Distefano | Ep. 186

Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate. Support Our SponsorsNaked Wines the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply.ProlonGo to for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program.EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-16•1hr 5mins
#38

Pitbull, Birthday Disaster, Broken Toes and Family Chaos! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 185

dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy, his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his 40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are goated. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - - at the Apple podcast on Apple/Spottily wherever you get your pods. 🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-09•1hr 17mins
#39

What Really Happens When Things Get Awkward w/ Colin Farrell On Set? | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos

Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip.Support Our SponsorsEthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at with promo code CHAOS. Mint MobileCut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-09-02•50mins
#40

Which Comedian Has The Best Chance at Riding a Bull?! w/ PBR's Matt West | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a ride or if he'd end up in the dirt!Support Our SponsorsTrue ClassicUpgrade your wardrobe and save on True Classic at SpoonFor up to 25 free meals, head to and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Naked Wines WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-26•58mins
#41

Is Elizabeth Pipko Going To Help Donlald Trump Save America?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 183

Support Our SponsorsWonderful PistachioVisit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more Pestie and use code CHAOSBetter HelpVisit today to get 10% off your first month. and use code CHAOSBilt INTRO04:20 Most Influential Jews8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko!11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater34:40 Elizabeth’s Dad was at the Trump Rally!!47:00 Navigating Politics Broh54:54 Kamala Catching Up?1:05:22 VOICEMAILSUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-19•1hr 6mins
#42

Will There Be a Sopranos Reboot?! & Kicking Xanax w/ Robert Iler | Chris Distefano | Ep 182

PistachiosVisit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn morePrize Picks“Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!”EthosGet term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us!Morgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee isfree unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-12•1hr 22mins
#43

How To Steal From McDonalds?! w/ Kareem Rahma (Subway Takes) | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Support Our Sponsors!!KiWiCoGet 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at with promo code CHAOS.Wonderful PistachiosVisit to learn more GameTimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: INTRO09:44 Weird Shaped Babies16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire21:00 A Diverse Mafia!24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids36:40 Foreign Subway Takes43:00 Chrissy’s Father in Law58:58 Dave Portnoy Calls Chris Gay1:13:10 Kareem’s Rug Friend1:23:10 INCEST Voicemail??UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-08-05•1hr 25mins
#44

Why Should You NEVER Go To Roc Center At Christmas w/ a Retired Cop

Naked WinesTo get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/chaos. PestieFor 10% off your order, head to Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. BiltEarn points by paying rent right now when you go to JoinBilt.Com/ChaosMarley SpoonFor up to 25 free meals, head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Wonderful PistachiosVisit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-29•1hr 28mins
#45

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2024-07-22•1hr 12mins
#46

Doses Jaz Even CARE About Chris Anymore?!?!

Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more.KiWiCoGet 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos.ProlonRight now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEENPERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program.Prize PicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to$100! Morgan & MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For The People dot com slash [chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phoneUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-15•1hr 5mins
#47

Does Sam Morril Want To Start a Family?! | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos |ft. Gary Vider | Ep.178

Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little.Magic MindThey have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: points by paying rent right now when you go to HelpChrissy Chaos is sponsored by BetterHelpVisit today to get 10% off your first month.Wonderful PistachiosVisit to learn more TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal19:57 Gary V28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what??41:28 Talkin AIDs!50:11 JJ Reddick and LebronUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise ProducerInstagram - John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-08•1hr 1mins
#48

Wait Until Chris' Panties Drop w/ Dan St. Germaine | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 176

TIMESTAMPS00:00 Intro03:35 Subway Eat Fresh10:15 The Amish15:28 Julian Assange18:10 Pammy Anderson22:00 Stanley Cup42:27 VOICEMAIL45:38 Most Ripped Comedian?52:25 THE PANTIES…56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri 1:13:48 How Our Parents Act1:19:35 Jasmine CameoProlonRight now, Prolon is offering Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEENPERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.Rocket MoneyStop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/ChaosNutrafolTake the first step towards achieving your hair growth goals. For a limited time, Nutrafol isoffering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when yougo to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - producer V 🙋‍♀️Website - - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-07-01•1hr 26mins
#49

Ms. Pat Meets Jaz' Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 175

. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more! NutrafolFor a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOSBlueChewAnd we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.'GameTimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase.ProlonRight now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEENPERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to Prolon Life dot com slash CHAOS.UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-06-24•1hr 11mins
#50

Did Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Brooklyn Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174

Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize PicksDownload the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100!Ethos LifeGet term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us!Better HelpThis show is sponsored by BetterHelp, give online therapy a try at chaos and get on your way to being your best self.”Morgan and MorganIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: Intro06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh32:41 VOICEMAIL42:15 Nems is Outside46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna1:07:10 Fuck LocksmithsUNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉 us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - - - CannonInstagram - - - Vito Calise producerInstagram - John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - - Chris D ComedyWebsite: Dates: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2024-06-17•1hr 15mins

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